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    Veronica rarely ever attended social gatherings. On the off occasion, it was always a family thing rather than something organized by the school. And yet, here she was, loathing activities similar to this yet visiting anyway.

    It goes just as well as you'd expect.

    (Or; In which Veronica Sawyer takes a chance at the school festival.)

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    It's that spooky sexy time, and it's time for Kinktober!

    1. Equius/Anonymous
    2. Darkleer/Grand Highblood/Gamzee
    3. Equius/Dad Egbert
    4. Horuss/Damara
    5. Bro/Darkleer
    6. Meenah/Darkleer
    7. Equius/Dualscar
    8. Cronus/Darkleer
    9. Equius/Sollux
    10. Kurloz/Horuss
    (TW: Kurloz)
    11. Equius/Dirk
    12. Equius/Marvus
    13. The Condesce/Darkleer
    14. Gamzee/Equius
    15. Diamonds Droog/Equius (TW: gunplay)
    16. Momlonde/Darkleer
    17. Jane/Equius (TW: choking)

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    DIRECT SEQUEL/EPILOGUE TO “PATCHWORK SOUL” — 3 months later. A family of monsters and their little human kid try to start life anew beyond the confines of a giant mountain. Maybe they find something. Maybe they lose something. Time flows ever onwards, but sometimes it goes sideways, and it's heavier than they thought.

    [Please read PATCHWORK SOUL, know all major canon timelines, and the music of Undertale before reading for the best experience.]

    [An extended AU of what happens after a specific time kid's True Pacifist ending.]

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    Living abroad makes it difficult to celebrate traditions like Hanukkah. Thankfully, your doting boyfriend Seokjin does his best to honor your holidays.
    (Technically a sequel to "Tied & True")

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    Within the darkest corners of the world of Super Smash Bros, something is lurking in the shadows...

    With the wish to control the Smash world and every world connected to it, a spark of darkness, and with a team of dastardly creatures, a shadow will stop at nothing till it gets what it wants.

    Now, an angel named Pit and a small team of heroes has to stop this coming threat before it's too late....

    Welcome, to The LightSmashers!

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    "Long ago, before humans rose from the earth, there were two forces. Mana and Decay."

    As an old evil arises from the earth, an old power must rise up as well.

    Remus isn't exactly Hero Material,

    Logan isn't the strongest link in the chain,

    But maybe they have what it takes to save the world.

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    100 word drabbles of Gabriel throwing pickup lines at Sam.

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    remuslupun: i'm lost

    deadlysirius: so am i
    deadlysirius: there r people who ship darklina out there
     
    remuslupun: no not confused lost
    remuslupun: lost lost
    remuslupun: i am lost

    aka
    lily's a swiftie, remus and sirius are either idiots or geniuses, and mary's hot.

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    Anne Boonchuy and her best friend's, Sasha and Marcy, have lived a rather normal, everyday life. But what happens...when they get a mysterious gift from each of they're parents on their birthdays...and get transported to a magical world of talking frog, newt, and toad people's? Join the girl's, for the adventure of a lifetime....were they will meet many friends, and many foes, uncover the mysterious of the so called world they are in, called "Amphibia", and try their best to find a way back home!

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    One-shot practice using @write-it-motherfuckers on tumblr's "One Liner Prompt List #15"

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    When Marinette finds out who her real dad is, her life changes forever... for better or worse.

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    The child paused mid step, their non-Existent eyes wide with a mix of both wonder and fear as they looked at the mess before them.

    It was hard to decipher who or what could have done this, or even what ‘this’ was. After all, the mass assortment of AU’s that had caught their attention clearly wasn’t the doing of either Ink or Error, or any other outcode for that matter.

    ‘So who was responsible for this?’ They pondered, grey fingers brushing idley over the intricate designs that encrusted the cover of the book.

    Fortunately, Core had a feeling they wouldn’t have to wait long to find out.

     
    ———————————————————Or———————————————————

     

    A storyshift Chara wakes up in an Undertale Sans’s timeline with no recollection as to how she got there, and as the two race against the clock to get her back home, the rest of the multiverse Outcodes are left to discover just how deep this rabbit hole goes.

    *WARNING*
    This story contains noncannon elements of StoryShift

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    FatherDearest: says the one who snuck out of a mental hospital

    MotherDearest: ....

    BandanaChild: can I get a waffle

    FatherDearest: twice

    BandanaChild: CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE

    Xx-------------------------------------------xX

    A sk8 chatfic because you can never get enough of them

    Ft. Matchablossom as parents, Shadow as the babysitter who needs a glass of vodka, Reki as the easily flustered older child, Langa as our soft and oblivious son in law, and finally miya as the one and only tired cat son :)

    UPDATES MOSTLY MONTHLY, SOMETIMES MORE DEPENDS ON MY MOTIVATION LEVELS-

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    The Doctor doesn't want her as a companion. The Master saves her from certain death. A human with no place among her own. There are secrets that stretch across the endless void. And a connection is discovered that was never meant to be.

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    Broken in blood and fire, moulded by smouldering hatred for the lasting consequences of a stupid mistake. Born anew by a deal made in desperation, and reforged by the hands of sinister intentions.

    Quirks either come at 4, or they don't come at all, that the is common wisdom. But common doesn't always mean correct. Some quirks are very specific, like telepathy only working if both parties will it to, or only being able to talk to one species of worm.

    But some quirks require a certain... push.

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    ["𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦?"]
    ["𝘕𝘰. 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯- 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯."]
    [𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴, 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩.
    "𝘖𝘩 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯𝘯𝘺. 𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴."]

    Jonathan Harkers final business trip has led him into the dark, cold Transylvania, to a certain castle about which people don't even dare to whisper about, afraid of its owner more than death. But the young lawyer is being surprisingly welcomed by the old count living there, until he starts to realize that in some cases, it is better to listen to the warnings he had been told.
    But it is already way too late...

    ~~~
    Or: An AU in which Jonathan stays on Bran, tries to find answers and may or may not developes Stockholm Syndrome

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    A bit of fluffy family fun with bad puns and a bit of finally talking about their feelings all spurred on by snarky Erica and Peter.

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    A very pregnant Ina undergoes a lot of stress, and Amelia helps her to relax.

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    Marijuana is illegal, but so is destruction of public property and assault with a deadly weapon.

    What's the worse evil, here?

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