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    Will Graham is a troubled 12-year-old boy, thrown about by the foster care system into seventh grade at a boarding school -- and into the domain of Hannibal Lecter. A bond forms through trauma and love, so twisted that the boy can barely hope to navigate it.

    UPDATES:
    -Act 1 (ch.1-19) complete! Hannibal and Will meet, secrets growing slowly until a horrible accident occurs. As Will seeks to recover, Hannibal seeks more control.
    -Act 2 (ch.20+) in progress! Below the surface, something dark churns. Will manages school life better than ever, but the past still haunts him, and the future plans to follow suit.

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    25/?
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    After being framed for a series of murders he didn't commit, Will turns to the only person he knows he can rely on: his father.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    34
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    266
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    71
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    Izuku Midoriya wasn't like other children. He tended to focus more diligently on academics than his peers, usually being first with his hand in the air when teachers asked questions. Not that they usually picked him despite being the top student in class. He also had a mumbling habit and tended to stare at people while scribbling in notebooks. It was unsettling and didn't earn him any friends. But the most troubling and off-putting part about him was that he had died when he was seven.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
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    Hannibal has everything under perfect control, as he always does. Or so he thinks. He certainly doesn't need anyone in his life to see him in his entirety, not until he had the great misfortune to be enticed into the ocean of Will Graham's eyes.

    Certainly not even Will Graham could accept him as he was, even if he sees.

    He was unaware of how wrong he could be. Will has his own demons that come to play. Maybe if he simply asked they could play nicely with Hannibal's darkness, just perhaps.

    Set during Season 1

    Alternate Timeline, Canon Divergent, Dark!Will

    And also...

    Trans!Aspie!Will written by a trans man with Asperger's!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    59
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    Ever since class 1-A graduated the crime rate has driven through the roof. especially with the news of the new mysterious villain Deku and his partner Frostbite who reunited the villain community as one under his reign.

    Izuku is claimed the most dangerous villain after AFO's fall. Shoto is a failed Nomu transfusion experiment leaving him half-human half thirsty for blood killer monster.

    Izuku and his 'pet' are determined to crush hero society between their fingers.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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    Fries is spending time in Gelatins Steakhouse when someone else comes in

    aka Gelatin deals with two gays in his shop

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    65
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    This is a fic that I'm writing to describe how i think season 4 could pan out! it has quite a bit of Hannigram in there, lots of murder, angst, betrayal, and more! This is meant to be my most ambitious Fic yet, and i'm very excited or people to see it!
    Note: this is NOT a feelgood Hannigram fic, it in fact includes a lot of manipulation and murder, someone save will Graham please.

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    2/?
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    A visit to Beau and a venture into social media swing Will’s protective urges for his father into high gear, and Hannibal gets to put his psychiatric experience to good use. They try to deal with the resurgence of Will’s mother, but somehow, Beau’s seemingly arbitrary house rules pose a bigger issue for them both.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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    A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.

    Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.

    -

    Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.

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    173,962
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    1911
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    So Della takes Kablooie to Daffy's house so he can learn that Daffy was his bio father. Kablooie rejects his father as his dad, and meets three people who he immediately believes is his true love. Plucky Duck, Buster Bunny, and Babs Bunny. Then ruins everything by betraying everyone. Then never gets over it.

    Look inside for more details.

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    Comments:
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    Hannibal plans to win Will over. He is not above replicating the ideal conditions for a mugging attempt so that he can a) impress Will by saving him, or b) have Will save them and watch him as he's fighting.

    Hannibal plans, and Will laughs.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    205
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
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    Mick Mars, America's most renowned detective bas spent years dissecting the ever developing case of Dr. Lee, America's most infamous serial killer. Who knows what the doctor has in store for him? Love is certainly not what Mars expected

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    3/48
    Comments:
    5
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    7
    Hits:
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    Molly and Walter are gone for the weekend, leaving Will and the dogs home alone.
    Will is ready to have a quiet uneventful couple of days by himself.
    But someone else might have different plans.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    16
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    Freshly released from the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, Will Graham could do a lot of things. For example, he could go home and play with his dogs. That would be the most rational thing normal people would do.

    Instead, he decided to chop his hand and give it to Hannibal Lecter as a snack.

    Or: Will Graham has the ability to regenerate every part of his body and now he may be falling in his own honeytrap as he takes his seduction further. Because what’s a better way to lure a cannibal than asking him if he wants to eat your ass?

    OR: Season 2 but with more cannibalism, more murder, more bad puns and thank god, some resolved sexual tension. Also called “the fic that started as a monsterfucking porn then became a crack fic then it grew plot and turned serious.”

    [Finished]

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    327
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    Scrooge McDuck talks to Walter Leech about Bradford Buzzard after Bradford basically dies.

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    1/1
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    1
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    "You are cooking? I'm hungry, too."

    "I'll cook dinner for both of us if you want to come over later."

    (Part 6 of my 'When two Worlds meet' series, not to be read as stand-alone)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
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    99
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    3
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    the title used to be "the older Hobbs sibling"

    Harry Potter gets reborn as Harrison Hobbs, in a world with magic, but unfortunately fate is still using him as a chew toy.

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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    10
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    86
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    24
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    "In the dim light of his office, Hannibal considered her parting advice, not for the first time. His games had gotten terribly...personal. After tonight, there would be no coming back to Florence. No going back to America, either. No Dona Giatta, whose jewelry had paid for the down payment on his house. No John Hopkins. No Baltimore psychiatric practice. A man with no country, no past. Had he done this on purpose?"

    Bereft of Will and unwilling to confront his emotions, Hannibal's mind wanders. Missing scenes from early season three, providing insight into Hannibal's thoughts and feelings on the people who have come in and out of his life.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
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    2
    Hits:
    125
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    Set before the start of the show, Will and Hannibal end up on a (literal) blind date together at a new underground restaurant in Baltimore (based off Dans Le Noir in London).

    A bit of fluff to get us through these lockdown times!

    ***********************************************************************************************************************************

    “What do you do for work?”, Hannibal asked.

    “It’s not really dinner table conversation”, Will replied.

    “I’ve got a strong stomach”, Hannibal offered.

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    13
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    870
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    the one about domestic Hannibal and Will

    Language:
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    10
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    536

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