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    TommyInnit couldn't understand fully how the war a year ago had affected him, leaving him feeling helpless.

    Tubbo was tasked with a Presidency he wasn't so sure he was ready for.

    And when the split between the two grew worse than ever and their friendship fell apart, what followed was an exile, a terrible disaster, the rise of an empire and a finale unlike any other.

    Tommy is broken, but he won't let himself be fixed.
    Tubbo is overwhelmed, but he can't show weakness.
    An amnesiac finds himself at the center of a war.
    An old friend returns in search of his partners.
    And a masked villain grins, knowing his turn has come.

    Welcome to the DreamSMP.

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    It's finally here! The sequel to Between Dreams and Memories - A complete retelling of the DreamSMP's second season, involving a lot more drama, seriousness, and all around more stuff! Original lore, original backstory for characters, and much more is included! This fic also includes dozens of characters not normally included in the usual DreamSMP storyline, and more purpose and character for background characters!

    Make sure to read the first book before reading this one, otherwise you may not understand some bits of it!

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    Exactly what it sounds like.

    I couldn't find fics with these prompts or ideas, or at least this specific so here we are

    if you write one I will hug you so so so much
    (if you're chill with that)

    (Also maybe some short one-shots or something?)
    (Idk yet)

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    "Stop finding rhyme or reason behind all of this! All you have to do is curse, be cursed, and die."

     

    October 31, 2018. Gojo Satoru is sealed.

    The Pan-Atlantic Paranormal Research Institute is in shambles as a series of terrorist attacks topples any semblance of government in the country once called America. Curse activity reaches an all-time high.

    In this roiling ocean of people struggling amidst chaos, stowaway Tommy Steers finds warriors walking in shadow, a bloodline cursed in more ways than one, a rag-tag ring of friends and family bound together by heavy oaths...

     

    And a life?

     

    These involve the personas of the mentioned content creators and have no connection their real-life selves. It will take liberties with a lot of the fanon. There will be no racy scenes involving the minors! Expect some level of squick with the older characters, though.

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    Sam has been described as many things. An adventurer, an engineer, a master builder.

    Parental was not among those things.

     

    AKA the found family fic no one but I asked for. I'll post more if people like it, otherwise it will forever live in a folder on onenote.
    (I'm bad at summaries)

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    basically just part of the techno stream. very short work.

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    hallo!

    these are some dream team and company x reader oneshots! anyone from the dream smp can be written about.

    basically im reposting everything that i wrote on my wattpad oneshot book....

    *** REQUESTS ARE CLOSED AS I HAVE SO MANY TO WRITE AND I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A BREAK TO WRITE SOME OF MY OWN IDEAS. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING***

    (requests closed as of 12/30/20)

    i will not be writing tommy or tubbo or ranboo (or anyone else that is underage) as romantic partners but i will probably include them in chapters as friends/younger sibling figures (similar to their relationship with wilbur)

    the cover art is not mine and i found it on pinterest (credit to the artist) but i added the title to it :)

    (no smut, but probably dirty jokes and bad language)

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    To Tommy it was like a fantastic, but quite unreal dream. All his life he thought that his family was the last of their kind, but this…

    This changes everything.

    He looked at his companion with wonder in his eyes. The other only smiled at him.

    “Welcome home, Tommy”

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    In a world full of humans, Tommy always felt a bit as an outcast. Being a prince was enough of a burden but being one of the last remaining avians made things ten times as difficult.

    His whole life changes when he discovers a secret city full of his kind. With his new friends, he can live life to the fullest for the first time in his life, but not everything is as perfect as he thinks. Deceivers are around the corner, and traitors fill the castle.

    What will Tommy and his winged friends do to stop the traitors before the king drops dead?

    or,
    a journey of discovery, family and lots of wholesome things! :) (and maybe some angst too, who knows?)

    or, or,
    Wilbur kidnapping an already kidnapped child and basically adopting him.

     

    (also title from 'Birds' by Imagine Dragons, listen to it cuz it's so good sjsh)

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    It's already hard enough to live in the world, but being part of a broken satyr family and standing out even more than the average person certainly doesn't do anyone any favors. Schlatt does his best to protect his little sister, Puffy, as best as he could. He tries to protect her from the damages and the danger from the reality of their life, but still, that doesn't mean that he could prevent everything. Both of them need to learn quick or fall behind. Though the thing that they can be most certain of is that they will have each other, and they will have each other through it all, no matter what pain they are shoving themselves through.

    While this is part of a series, you don't necessarily need to read the other three parts in order to understand what is going on here. This is a prequel, so the other parts will give you some context.

    Tags will be updated as I post the story.

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    Dream being a single mom who used to be in prison, but isn’t anymore? He lives in Las Nevadas as a bartender, dealer, waiter, and customer servicer. But then we get drama.

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    His friends are dying and it’s up to Tommy to figure out who’s doing it but with little evidence it’s the hardest case he’s ever worked on. He’s losing more and more of his friends will he figure it out or will the killer get to him first.

     

    I blame my best friend for this, even though it was my idea.

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    Tommy had died before, so after losing three more canon lives, he was expecting to wake up in that horrid void again, with all the people of his past there to taunt him. Instead, he wakes up back in his bed with three simple messages from Dream to the entire server.

    [Dream] Oh, btw? Forgot that Tommy's got infinite canon lives now
    [Dream] and he has the power to give one to literally anyone
    [Dream] Have fun (:
    Dream left the game

    Now Tommy has to hide from the entire server, as every member wants his powers for their own gain. How will Tommy fair with only his two best friends, their kid, and a chaotic server now out to do whatever it takes to make sure they're able to get him for themselves?

    (Inspired from listening to Feast or Famine from Black Friday by Starkid on repeat. I'd recommend listening to it if you wanna get the vibe of where this fic is going. Probably won't be updated very often, but we'll see)

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    Ted and Charlie truly are good uncles to little Tubbo… it’s just-

     

    Sometimes the kid wanders off…

     

    And straight into the hands of the notorious Misfits Mafia group.

     

    Well what the fuck are they gonna tell Schlatt now?

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    Ranboo may or may not have accidentally hacked his way into a Discord group chat with really good security. Oh well...
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    Cross-posted on Wattpad under SlowlyWitheryn_
    *Sigh* I had to at least publish one of these things... I'm the writer here, don't judge me lol /lh
    Ranboo-centric cause he's my favorite
    High school AU, but hybrids still exist

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    The bright and cheerful Tommy is an 11-year-old orphan living in L’manberg House, a self-contained orphanage housing him and 27 other orphans. They lead an idyllic life, with food, beds, clean clothes, games, and the love of their "Dad", Philza. Their education is seen as an important part of their development, and Tommy with his two best friends and brothers Techno and Wilbur, always excel in the exams. The orphans are allowed complete freedom, except to venture beyond the perimeter wall or gate which separate the house from the outside world. What secrets lie beyond this gate, and is everything they know really true?

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    In a world where 1 in 300 of the population has non-human abilities, these people are forced to keep their abilities secret.

    Or, Techno Quinn is a foster kid who’s thrown into a house full of Powerfuls.

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    After dream escapes, he has to find a place to stay. A certain piglin reluctantly lets them stay. He tells himself; only for a certain amount of time.

    From here on, the story writes itself.

     

    ((A/N: some events are twisted for story purposes; Warning: Tags will contain spoilers and will be updated with every new chapter))

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    Here is Connor’s second chance, floating right before his eyes. Semi-translucent, though that signature shit-eating grin is plain as day. What the fuck do you do now, when the ghost of your ex-boss, ex-best friend appears to you and tries to act like everything is normal?

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    SPOILERS for the Nov. 28, 2021 prison break stream on the Dream SMP

    With eighteen wither skulls, a pound of soul sand, and an emerald pin clipped to the overcoat that used to belong to Wilbur, Niki Nihachu joined the assault on Pandora's Vault. Three and a half withers in, she is unfortunately discovered.

    or; I thought that Ranboo didn't deserve to die during the prison break, so I killed someone else off instead.

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    Inspired By: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33789775

    I only read the summary and got this idea. I haven't actually read it

    . . .

    Tommy looked at the arch of black rock and groaned loudly, and started complaining about how lame and hot the room was. Tubbo looked at the doorway with interest. The structure reminded him of something.

     

    He looked at the doorway made of black rocks, Techno had never seen anything like it before.
     

    Dream looked up and his thoughts stopped. He couldn’t believe it, he didn't want to believe it. All he could do was run into the light.

    . . .

    Or Tommy and Tubbo were bored one cloudy day, so they decided to go exploring.

    (because that's how almost everything starts)

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    Connor's hands retreated under his arms. "I just got here man, I didn't know it'd be this bad. I mean, it's infinite summer over on the main part of the SMP, this is – this is fucked up. Why is this allowed?"

    "Well, good news is you can talk to the server admin if you're that upset about it. Maybe he'll put us in a border world."

    Connor paused for a second at his tease, before his previously disgusted expression morphed into something like excitement. "That's right, Dream's out now. Dude, if I knew the prison was where all the content was I would've gotten locked up way earlier."
     
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    Or: seeking refuge from the cold, newly freed man ConnorEatsPants pays a polite visit to his closest neighbor. Said neighbor is currently working through some things.

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