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    While babysitting an 8 year old Morgan one of Tony's old prototypes activate and Morgan and Peter are thrown back to 2010.

    [Stand alone]

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    "Lieutenant Double-Yefreitor Harrier du Bois of precinct 41 is dead. He has, in fact, been dead for three full months now.
    Everyone saw it coming, but at the same time, no one did. Not like this. Especially not Kim."

    or, in which Kim grieves after Harry dies and Harry may or may not still be around, in a way.

    Copious amounts of dog in this fic.

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    Leave the Sith artifact alone, they had all warned Plo.

    It's probably bad news, they had all warned Plo.

    "It's fiiiiiiiiiiiine," Plo had said, tossing the artifact to the closest pair of clones.

    Or, in which one of Wolffe's medics and his partner are deaged and Wolffe needs a babysitter he can trust.

    Shenanigans ensue. No one is surprised.

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    a smp-chatfic:

    The single-larity: a group chat for singles and a trap

    aka Tubbo wants to make a prank with his family, will it work out?

    (this is only the c!personas)

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    2/?
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    i'm done rewriting this. here, here is the failed project of a ten-year old child who had nothing better to do then make fanfiction based on some stupid prompt

     

    this was a bloody mistake to even write

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    In which Reeve Tuesti causes many shenanigans, and the Turks -- and Urban Development -- have to deal with that.

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    Tubbo stared. What else was he supposed to do? The… person? Creature? Entity? Shit, Ranboo would know what to call it. Well, whatever it was, it stared back.
    “Ayup,” it—no, he, something told Tubbo the being was a he—said eventually.
    “Um.” What the fuck did ‘ayup’ mean? Was that Latin? If Tubbo repeated it, was he getting sent straight to hell? “Um…!”
    “Well.” The mysterious being bounced on the balls of his feet as he looked around the kitchen. “Not quite what I expected from my first summoning, but it’s nice! It’s great, really. Very creative.” He reached out and patted Tubbo firmly on the head before his lagging brain could move out of range. “Good job. So, what can I do for you?”
    Tubbo gulped nervously. “I… come again?”
    “You summoned me. So, what can I do for you?”
    Oh, fuck, Ranboo was going to kill him.
    //
    In which Tubbo and Ranboo are ghost hunters who did not sign up to deal with a certain demon named Tommy.

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    Rue: so she’s def lying to ya Cassie. *insert screenshot*

    Cassie: UGH!!! pretty sure she’s meeting up with a boy… but who could it be??

    Kat: Did she tell you that?

    Cassie: no but like a sister knows… and i am pretty sure she is down bad for this boy

    --

    The adventures of Cassie texting her friends and discovering her baby sister has been sneaking around with everyone's favorite drug dealer.

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    Izuku and Katsuki are both popular authors in the All Might RPF fandom, one of largest fandoms on Ao3.
    When Katsuki decides to become a beta to compete in the NyaNa Might Author-Beta Challenge his actions ultimately lead him to collide with Izuku. The results are explosive, but what else would you expect from these two?

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    Din hums distractedly, his eyes dark and sharp as they flicker over the ground below. “More like I got pulled through the ceiling…”

    “Why are we attempting it again?”

    “Because it might work this time!”

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    "I hate this," Kaminari mumbled, scuffing his shoe into the wet grass. "This is the worst. I should be asleep right now."

    Midoriya flashed them all a grin that rivaled Uraraka in terms of peppiness. “Aww, come on! Wake up! Let’s show them what we’re made of!”

    “What are we made of?” Mina mumbled, glaring at the sun, or lack of one, because Aizawa had dragged them out for a combat exercise at three AM like the unsympathetic sponge he was. She directed the glare to the barrage of explosions Bakugo was throwing at his teammates across the field instead.

    “Boyfriend material!” Kaminari hollered, throwing a look at Shinsou to see if he had noticed.

    Shinsou was somehow asleep standing up.

     

    In which, essentially, Kaminari Denki is horrible at flirting, Shinsou Hitoshi gets over his people allergy, and Jirou wins a car.

    Or,
    The Bakusquad-minus-Bakugo shares exactly three braincells, and Jirou just bet all of them in a deal with Nedzu to win a car shaped like a guitar.

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    For the first time ever, Player missed vital information about an upcoming caper. With such a small time frame and minimal details to go on, he realizes Carmen doesn't stand a chance of stopping. Player, on the other hand, does.
    All he has to do is break into city's energy plant to thwart and international crime organization's precise plan while not letting his step dad know he's doing it...easy, right?

    Maybe he's finally gone mad from staring at his computer for too long, or maybe his cold medicine is just stronger than he expected.

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    Legends often get a little confused over time. In Siberia a legend comes to life.

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    Hilling and Pearl decide to see whose nose is more better and longer and hold a contest, the loser doing whatever the winner wants them to do, no matter what...

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    Přítomnost cizí duše možná měla nečekané vedlejší účinky na dospívající dítě. Jsem lord Volde… Harry Potter. Jsem Harry Potter. Ve kterém Harry je šílený, Hermione je Temná paní v tréninku, Ginny je poskok a Ron je zmatený.

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    The Sequeal to "This Calls For A Groupchat!"

    Welcome back everyone! The continuation of the fic is finally here! I hope that you enjoy this one just as much as the last one.

    The group's been through a lot together. A lot of laughs, a lot of shenanigans, but also a lot of pain. With the deaths of Chuuya's subordinates, there's uncertainty. But through the tension, the organizations continue on. After all, Poe's entrance exam is imminent, Tachihara is still failing in his persual of Gin and Kajii is still as chaotic as ever. Not to mention that Junichiro still hasn't found the right medication, Akutagawa is still trying to convince the group that Rashoumon can't have kids, and something seems to be wrong with Kenji...

    Keep reading for more crack, more bullshit, and yes, more angst.

    Still want to come along? I sure hope you do :)

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    Kaien is very confused and lost, not to mention in pain, and he thinks he might have a concussion. But the not being dead part is kind of incredible.

    Someone steps up to him and he can hear his captain yell before falling into another coughing fit and shit he has to get up and move, why can’t he move. “Oi,” the second voice says and then a hand rolls him around on his back. “You alive there, Shinigami?”

    He stares into blue and sharp eyes and he most definitely must have a concussion because the first thing he thinks is beautiful.

    “What.” The person- Grimmjow- says and oh, he said that out loud.

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    Somehow he looks bigger than he usually does. Maybe it’s just because the size of the Barons never really got through to Patch in the heat of battle. And now, standing in front of Fikrul with a cautious peace, they wonder if all the Barons are as tall as their leader.
    “Well?” Fikrul asks after a short silence.
    "I know we've been enemies for a while now, but I need your help."

    The Young Wolf joins forces with Fikrul to kill Spider and realize that maybe? The Scorn can actually be their friends.

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    Tommy makes the apparent mistake of aiding The Blade after the supervillain faces an injury, which lands him on the Syndicates radar. Now he's having trouble deciding whether or not that's a good or a bad thing.

     

     

    Title is from Lovejoy's song Oh yeah, You gonna Cry?

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    Inspired by a (sort of not really) fic by despacitoian.. which is inspired by an omori save file glitch.

    The original by despacitoian would have depicted Sunny kidnapping Kel, but I decided to reverse the roles!

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    3/?
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