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    After being tricked by a witch, Jaime Lannister finds himself hurled from Westeros and transported to modern-day New York City. Lost and confused, he runs into Brienne Tarth, a hard-working but insecure woman struggling to get ahead. He enlists her help to return to the crisis he has been plucked from, but as he finds himself swept up in this strange land, he begins to question everything.

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    “Neil,” Renee tenderly said, squaring her shoulders. “Is Rob dying?”

    Nicky sharply inhaled. “But she’s so young!”

    “She can’t die!” Kevin exclaimed. “Who’ll be our mascot?”

    “Guys, guys!” Neil said, frantically waving his hands to try and calm the panic. “Rob isn’t dying! She’s—“ Oh, for fuck’s sake— “She’s pregnant!”

     

    In which the Foxes try their hand at raising a litter of fox pups.

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    Sapnap was shaking as he heard the gunshots, thinking he was gonna die. What else was going to happen?! He was so dead! If the people who kidnapped him didn't kill him, then the people they were fighting would! He was dead, dead, dead, dead-

    "Hey, are you alright?"

    Sapnap's blue eyes, wet with tears, met green ones.

    "There, there, your safe now..." The other cooed, "Come here, let's get you out of those chains."

    Sapnap had never been more grateful in his life, finally saved.

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    crack through and through.
    Bliss, Indi and Ingra, my beloveds.

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    Hello everyone! Unfortunately request are closed and I don’t know if I’ll open them up again! I’m sorry everyone

    [Previous name: Dream one-shots and things]

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    Hannibal, but it's the Great British (Baltimore) Bake-Off! The (serious-ish) crack fic you didn't know you needed!

    Hannibal and Jack are world-renowned bakers judging an amateur baking competition. 12 Bakers come from the surrounding Baltimore area to compete for the title of Bake-Off Champion, but Hannibal is looking for a true apprentice, one that can appreciate his... tastes. Enter Will Graham, sassy FBI instructor who just so happens to be a baking genius.

    Hannibal and Will develop an intense D/s relationship that blooms into something more, but Will becomes suspicious when the contestants that get eliminated every week begin to disappear.

    A story full of cake, sex, and murder husbands, with snapshots of all your favorite characters!

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    - Snoop Dogg

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    bucci gang discord chatfic, because narancia “wasntejda a gorup chat SRUT UP.” that’s literally it.

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    ❤ YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED for the Marriage of Frigga of Vanaheim & Victor Von Doom ❤

    Loki refuses to call Doctor Doom Dad. Bruce Banner has been seeing two psychiatrists, and one of them might be a supervillain. Wanda Maximoff can’t decide if she wants to dance on Tony Stark’s grave or let him adopt her. Not only is Pietro alive, he’s in love—with Loki.

    If it’s crack, it’s crack with both heart and plot. There’s even a chapter where Loki works out his feelings with puppets. You’ll laugh and cry at the same time…

    Who’s getting married? Who’s going to die? Updates every Friday!

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    As Peter, MJ and Ned spent a quiet evening going through their phones reminiscing on past fun times, Peter suddenly remembers that he has a gold mine of Peak Avengers content.

    So obviously he HAS to post it all online, right?

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    Healthy mix of Twitter, Group chats, and a ridiculous amount of pining of every kind!

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    Somehow he looks bigger than he usually does. Maybe it’s just because the size of the Barons never really got through to Patch in the heat of battle. And now, standing in front of Fikrul with a cautious peace, they wonder if all the Barons are as tall as their leader.
    “Well?” Fikrul asks after a short silence.
    "I know we've been enemies for a while now, but I need your help."

    The Young Wolf joins forces with Fikrul to kill Spider and realize that maybe? The Scorn can actually be their friends.

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    While interviewing applicants for Tomura Shigaraki’s new team, Kurogiri gets attacked by one of the villains. As nothing more than a headache results, they think nothing of it until the following morning when they wake up as a cat. A well-meaning Dabi boots them out of their own bar, leaving them aimless and aggravated.

    In what seems like a stroke of luck, they are picked up by the hero Eraserhead, and they start using this opportunity to gather information for their inevitable return to humanity. But as their time as a cat unfolds and they learn more about Eraserhead and the company he keeps, they find themself unsure of what they really want.

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    In where George finally gets to Florida, but why are Dream and Sapnap acting strange towards him? Also, did Dream just say "Deviously lick my nuts"???

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    hello twitter people welcome hope you enjoy your stay dont bully me please thanks

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    "Yuumi, you reckon the people will care if I steal from their King?

    Yuumi's bright blue eyes shine under the light of the sun. She meows gently and quietly. "I don't think so, 'Aks! They don't seem to like him that much, anyway!"

    Akshan hums in response. "So, you noticed, too. Sorry, but it seems like we'll have to take a small detour and deal with whatever's happening here."

    Yuumi gently nudges her nose in the crook of the man's neck. It's comforting, and Akshan smiles. Yuumi was always a very understanding creature.
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    Anyone that has encountered Yuumi or Akshan can tell you with certainty, that, the two are the most mischievous of their ragtag group of colorful figures... But never without reason. (Okay, that's a lie... but they do have their reasons for doing what they do. Sometimes, that is.)

    A series of snippets consisting of Akshan and Yuumi stirring the pot wherever they go, being a duo full of mischief, and all-in-all, the ones to bring chaos.

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    Tommy has a secret. No one knows. Not the nice lady at the corner store, not the weird guy at the video game store, not Tubbo, and certainly not any of his housemates. He's an alien, sent to study Earth. It's not easy, keeping that secret when he's living with three humans, but he can do it, he's sure.

    Wilbur has a secret. He's not told a soul and never intends to . He's an alien, sent to study humans on Earth, so that his people can make first official contact. It's not easy hiding what he truly is, especially when it comes to his three human housemates.

    Technoblade has a secret. He's very good at keeping it, but sometimes it's... difficult, around his three human housemates. Loathe as he is to admit it, Technoblade cares about them, and perhaps even feels guilt over his lies. His race wants him to determine whether or not Earth is an ally or an invasion site. But, for the sake of his people and new friends, he will keep his secret.

    Phil does not have a secret. He has never, once in his life, kept his mouth shut, even when Puffy tells him to. It's not his fault no one else believes aliens exist. At least his new housemates, normal as they are, seem to tolerate it better than the last guys.

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    “Chris calm down we’re not phoning the police.” This very effectively stops him in his tracks.
    “What the fuck do you mean we’re not fucking phoning the police??”
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    Katsuki Yuuri is an internationally famous figure skater representing Japan. Despite his continued insistence otherwise, many people know his name. It just so happens that he also has several other very famous names. Because of his continued insistence, very few people know these are the same person. That number may be about to go up slightly. It’s really not Phichit’s fault though.

    Also someone seems to be after Viktor Nikiforov?

    *Will update tags as story progresses*

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    Tony Stark and Steve Rogers are finally in a relationship.

    Okay, it's still new, but it's the best thing that ever happened to Tony. Ever! (Aside from maybe sort of adopting Peter without the paper work.)

    The universe, of course, isn't idle - who would want some peace and quiet with your boyfriend when you could be cursed by some evil magic user?

    Tony. Tony would want that.

    But he so seldom gets what he wants - same goes for all the Avengers if we're honest...

    This is Fluff. And some Plot. And Fluff. And some Angst. But mostly it is Steve and Tony being in love, trying to learn how to actually communicate what they want and teeth rotting fluff.

    THIS STORY IS ON HIATUS

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    Philza never wanted to be a hero. He was however born into a long lineage of fearsome knights who would protect the land of Essempi from the monsters of the world. He was scouted from a young age by the king of Hyrule himself and became the Princess Kristin's Personal Knight, to protect and help her in her times of need. She of course was still in training when it came to her powers, however when the Dark force known as Tech-non came to the land of Hyrule Essmepi, Kristin was place in a position of prophecy as one of the chosen ones to protect the land.

    Years later, after Phil wakes up from a 100 year coma, he finds out that he not only looks like a 40 year old man, but the master sword no longer answers to him! Now he not only needs to save Kristin and stop Tech-non, but also find the new wielder of the master sword!

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    Glimmer discovers that being the Queen in charge of the reformed Super Pal Trio is a f*cking trip. Follow the SPT as they continuously have to explain themselves to Glimmer.

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    Alex and Morden go on a hiking trip with their new apprentices, discovering previously unknown sides of each other and enjoying their time together despite shitty tents and there being only one (1) mattress.

     

    Technically a sequel to Be here now but can be read as standalone!

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    Schlatt wanted to scream.

    It came out as a bleat instead.

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    Or: Schlatt comes back as a sheep and is incredibly done with a certain ghost

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