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    Following the events of the night before, Aziraphale and Crowley make up for lost time. Dinners are eaten, temptations are accomplished, and favours are repaid.

    (Oh yes, it's more post-Ritz smut).

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    The night after the apocalypse that wasn't at Crowley's flat there is one exhausted demon and one doting angel.

    Part one of a two-part series.

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    Crowley chuckles in amusement. "Oh, now you're playing the blushing virgin? There's no need for that, sweetheart." Slowly, he leans forward, whispering in Aziraphale's ear. "I already know that you're a little slut... who would have thought that such an innocent little angel could have such a dirty mouth?"
    Aziraphale blushes heavily, feeling Crowley's hot breath on his skin. How the hell did I get myself into this?!

    or

    On his way to meet his online date in a café, Aziraphale Fell realizes that the guy he has been chatting with is his new and hated neighbour Anthony Crowley. And on top of it all, Crowley suggests that they could start a friends with benefits relationship.

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    "Cookies are made of butter and love." -Proverb

    Aziraphale and Crowley bake and get frisky throughout the seasons in the South Downs.
    aka, Great British Bake Off is my comfort show in the winter and this is somewhat a result of that.

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    I've decided to put my art here as well! Better to have everything in one place! Be warned there will be some NSFW art in here and some story spoiler art! I'll make sure to mention warnings in the notes as well.

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    37/?
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    15
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    Aziraphale is ripped away from his life on Earth to meet possibly the most beautiful serpent he's ever seen.

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    Crowley is once again without a Nanny for his twin terrors and is at his wit's end. His so called friend Tracey seems to have a solution for him, but is she hoping that this new Nanny will become more? Of course she is! And it's a Good Omens fan fic so love will abound!

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    3/?
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    Aziraphale receives tribute from Hell, in the form of Mr. Anthony J. Crowley.

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates (almost) every Friday!

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    88/?
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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.

    Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.

    Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.

    Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?

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    37/50
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    Aziraphale has been haunted since the Renaissance by a trio of paintings featuring a certain serpent. After the apocanot, the angel is struggling with fantasies of Crowley in his true form when he gets word the paintings have resurfaced. Unable to resist, Aziraphale arranges a private viewing at an estate outside London where fantasy and reality meet.

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    I’m a bit slow off the mark with the whole “Crowley in a polo neck jumper” thing, but in my defence I started it last year but didn’t finish it until this one.Why a polo neck? To hide the love bites of course!

    With thanks to Pie and Stevie from the art discord for their inspiration.

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    He was given to understand that for most alphas and omegas, an arrangement of scent cards like what was laid out across the room was just as mouth-watering as stepping up to a decadent buffet, except the hungry rumblings were centered more pelvically. To Crowley, though, it was more like walking into a poorly ventilated spice shop or passing the perfume counter in a department store. The strongest physical reaction he was feeling right now was the urge to sneeze.

     

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    Crowley's a sex-indifferent/favorable asexual omega fresh off suppressants and in the market for someone to help him through what promises to be a trial of a heat. His friend gets him tickets to the Spring Fling Heat Date Auction, where he can win a date with an eligible alpha (or omega). Naturally, a certain alpha with a regrettably memorable stage magic show and intriguing scent catches his eye...

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    Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
    When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.

    ***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***

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    32/?
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    Ezra Fell is a writer, middle aged, single, had enough, but fine otherwise. A writer of myths and legends, and also soft core erotica, hasn't endeared him to his family. Nor has his preferences and lifestyles. But at 50 he's ready to start a new page, and accidentally does when he marries a Selkie through a kind gesture.

    Warning; Body shaming, homophobia, and slandering, emotional abuse are all alluded to. Also MATURE tags will be added for a reason

    More chapters to come!

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    Take my hand this time, Aziraphale thought at him. Please take my hand. Touch me. Touch me for all the times when we couldn't, when sometimes it seemed that you wanted to.

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    3/?
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    “You don’t have to ask me, you know. Just. Tell me what you want me to do.”

    Aziraphale pauses. He wasn’t aware of this condition. “Is that so?”

    “P-part of the appeal.”

    “I… see.” And he does, in a way. “Are you sure, dearest?”

    “Yeah,” Crowley tells him, nudging Aziraphale with his head.

    A thrill runs through the angel. The fact that Crowley is willing to put himself in Aziraphale’s hands and let him take control of both of them…

    Oh, he adores Crowley so.

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    In the years leading up to the Apocalypse-that-didn’t-happen, Crowley had gone for styles that were dark, low cut, emphasizing his neck, collarbone, and chest, sometimes with just a hint of red curly chest hair peeking out, drawing attention even further with his thin silver scarves and necklaces. Henleys, button ups, lightweight shirts that showed how long and lean he was, a few of the top buttons usually open, an alluring, white bit of skin showing, not too much to be indecent but just enough to be… tempting.

    Sure, the demon still looked tall, dark, and handsome in the all black, but now with the added turtleneck, he was more covered up than Aziraphale was used to seeing Crowley. There was something demure and classy about how Crowley looked, mysterious, even, which was usually part of his appeal anyway. But that didn’t stop him from looking incredibly gorgeous and sexy.
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    Aziraphale has a thing for Crowley in a turtleneck.

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    Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.

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    56
    Chapters:
    8/8
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    A collection for my individual nsfw drawings.

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    23/?
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    92
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    35
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