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    Kenny Mccormick has it hard, that's been obvious from the start. Besides the fact that he's immortal, he also has to deal with normal teenager issues. He's constantly frustrated at his friends and he has way too many internal problems to deal with. As he grows up things get better and worse, he just hopes he can get a grip before graduation.

    Stan Marsh is hopelessly in love and just hopes he can make a move before it's too late.

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    Kyle comes back to South Park after being gone for the summer, and Cartman begins to act more peculiar than before.

    "I don't look that different, do I?" Kyle asked in confusion, only to be met by shaking heads.

    "You look exactly the same, dude."

    (Cisswap/genderbent Kyle only - all other characters and relationships are the same as canon)

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    4/?
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    Kyle Broflovski is moving into his senior year at high school, as a straight A student, his future is bright. His social life is flourishing— despite the fact that Eric Cartman still finds ways to antagonize him and bait out heated reactions on a daily basis.

    Recent transfer student, Lilly White, suffers with a severe anxiety disorder she wished she didn't have. The reason for her transfer, and strained relationship with her father, is something that she keeps close to her chest, going out of her way to keep these things as secretive as she can. She sees a kindness within Kyle, and takes to him quickly, alongside a few others who greet her with warm smiles and extended arms.

    As she comes to find out, no-one in South Park is normal. Everyone has something going on, and unlike her previous high school, the people here are far less judgemental and much more accepting than any group of people she's ever encountered before. How can they be unaccepting, when they are just as flawed and damaged as she is?

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    4/?
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    Wonder Tweek is the last of the Freedom Pals who can not complete his Character Sheet, therefore he is unable to unleash his full potential as a superhero. Super Craig from Coon and Friends, also has the same problem. While fighting crime together and building their newly found friendship, will they be able to finally find out the answer to what their Power Source is?

    This story is an alternative version of The Fractured But Whole, with young adult characters.

    Disclaimer: This story has profanity and depictions of violence, killing and death.

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    4/7
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    40
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    5
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    479
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    Eric confidence is shaken, he wonders over whether or not he's good enough to be loved at all.

    Will his friends and family be able to reassure him?

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    7/?
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    610
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    Senior year was supposed to be the year of normal for Kyle Broflovski. Sure, he loved his super best friend, but as far as Kyle was aware, he was always going to be the friend to Stan's football star. Now, his main goal was to get through high school and graduate. But what happens when he encounters the mythic bitches of Park High School? Will they help with his pining? Or will he be on the sidelines forever?

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    5/13
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    42
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    6
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    Craig and Tweek are struggling and arguing more than they ever have when they travel back to South Park for Clyde and Bebe's wedding, and end up falling back in time to their senior year of high school. With the clock ticking down to the day they ran away together, will Tweek and Craig take advantage of their second chance to write themselves a better future?

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    9/21
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    Day Nine takes place in a mental hospital, with two doctors who wonder why this rabbi keeps wanting to see a particular patient.

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    Y/N left south park at the age of 10, now at 17 shes returned and reunites with her old friend's, happy to see all of them, but mostly a certain parka wearing perverted blonde boy. As their relationship grows she teaches him more about life, and if the whole world turns his back on him, she will always be there, right by his side.

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    2/?
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    5 times Kyle was the mom and one time he admitted to it.

    Basically, Kyle being the fluffy, overprotective mom friend in an ABO Au because why the fuck not.

    While it may mention some canon events between seasons 1-17(I haven't seen seasons 18-now other than the Post Covid movie thing), this is in no way canon, nor do I have a specific place this would go in the timeline. Basically: I don't know what the fuck I am doing.

    Let's get on with this train wreck.

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    3/6
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    In this very special instalment, Heidi and her friends cheers an lonely Noah up by learning about the true meaning of acceptance. The four friends then bring an reluctant Theresa into the world of “The Three Little Pigs”. Will Theresa get along with her own friends?

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    A school field trip to a history museum turns into a trip down memory lane for Butters, where he sees a fair maiden in his dreams. His fantasy comes to life when he meets a certain boy in orange.

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    2/?
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    How far can you go before you get caught?

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    8/?
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    Cuando vives dentro de una familia disfuncional con un padre alcohólico, un sistema estatal ineficiente y un sistema judicial corrupto, es difícil encontrar una salida de esa pesadilla para vivir en paz.

    Ese es el caso de Craig Tucker, un chico abiertamente gay de 18 años que a partir de repetidos problemas de comportamiento, es trasladado a High School South Park, donde sólo podrá egresarse y ser aceptado en la universidad a la que desea ir con una condición: debe asistir a terapia, la que sea, pero en su informe a finales del último año debe quedar asentado que está en tratamiento terapéutico, o su historial le impedirá postular a cualquier universidad.

    Craig elige arteterapia de mala gana, sin imaginarse que ahí conocerá a la persona que le cambiará la forma de ver la vida: Tweek Tweak, un compañero de su clase y un artista muy talentoso que utiliza café en sus cuadros, pero sufre una horrible ansiedad y muchos problemas para socializar.

    Por otro lado, conocerá a un nuevo grupo de amigos, entre ellos; Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Token Black, Clyde Donovan y Jimmy Valmer, quienes también se ven afectados por muchos problemas sociales.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    Three individuals find friendship when they all realize that their love interests will never notice them.

    Y/N, the founder of the Broken Hearts Club struggles to be friends with Clyde. When all Clyde seems to do is find others to have one night stands with. Y/N finds that being friends with their favorite jock is turning out to be harder than they originally thought.

    Kyle, the smart Jewish teen struggles trying to convince himself that his Super Best Friend is straight. With Stan already having a girlfriend and constantly bringing her around, Kyle is reminded that his Super Best Friend is indeed straight.

    Tweek, the nervous spaz struggles with the idea that his love interest doesn't understand what love is. With Craig being so emotionless and with sarcasm dripping from his voice, Tweek is certain Craig doesn't even realize what's right in front of him.

    These three lonely individuals discuss what they can do to make their love interests notice them, but with the other three boys completely oblivious to what is happening the Broken Hearts Club falls back into old bad habits.

    Will their love interests notice them finally or will they be stuck in the friend zone forever?

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    5/?
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    Kenny has died, and this time it’s a big deal. Kyle returns to South Park a few years into his degree for the funeral, and discovers a secret he isn’t prepared for.

    Title from the Robert Louis Stevenson poem Consolation

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    Chapters:
    7/25
    Comments:
    7
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    48
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    6
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    La fois où Kyle Broflovski et Eric Cartman se sont tenus la main.

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    1/1
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    Es el tercer año después de la venida de Cristo; el infierno reina en la tierra y los demonios asesinan a los humanos olvidados, por placer. Forzados a sobrevivir, un grupo de religiosos se especializa en la caza de estas inmundas creaturas.

    Craig, un pastor juvenil que predica doctrinas sin saber en qué creer, se ve arrojado de cabeza en una situación que podría cambiar el futuro de la humanidad cuando se encuentra a un tembloroso diablillo de cabellos como trigo.

    ¿Pero vale la pena dar pelea? ¿O el mundo y los que lo habitan ya han sido abandonados por el creador?

    Fic multichapter basado en las cartas místicas de Phone Destroyer.
    Parejas: Creek, Style, y un poco de Clybe (porque me conozco y no puedo evitarlo).
    South Park le pertenece a Matt Stone y Trey Parker.

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    Español
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    34,308
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    304
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    Inspired by those cheesy Hallmark Christmas movies. This story is going to be short and sweet, and have lots of Holiday fluff and cliches.

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    1/4
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    4
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    4
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    2
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    35
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    After several months of working under a Senior Researcher as the Foundation's newest recruit, Craig Tucker finds himself assigned to writing his first entry of one of the anomalies contained within the facility. From a sentient talking towel with a weed problem to a giant, unkillable lizard mech that wants to destroy humanity, he really doesn’t know what to expect from his new assignment.

    It definitely isn’t the timid, blond human male huddled in the corner of the room.

    Craig can’t help but wonder why someone like him would be contained in a place like this.

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    English
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    20,483
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1425

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