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    "Kakashi-Sensei, would you help me join ANBU?"

    No.

    Not in a million years, is Kakashi going to help Sakura join ANBU. Not in a million years, is Kakashi going to help Sakura get that abhorrent seal tattooed on her arm.

    He doesn't know how she even *got* the idea. That is, he doesn't know which murderous rapist *gave* her the idea. Unfortunately, he knows exactly *why* they gave it to her.

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    The result of a thought experiment: what if the ANBU seal functioned like a cross between the [canonical] Hyuuga Caged Bird Seal and the [canonical] Root Seal.

    Please read the tags.

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    Luo Binghe touches a cursed hair ornament and is afflicted by a sex curse for the next month. Of course, Shen Qingqiu is the one who will treat him.

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    Each chapter written for a prompt from ambpersand’s Wheel of Chaos.

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    New twist on an old game during a slow day.

    BINGO square "Fuck or die"

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    The Vastantes Potestatem curse. Latin, for Wasting Power. Or, how I think of it in my own mind, the ‘I Hope You Choke On It Curse.’ We don’t know when I was hexed, and we don’t know by who. We can only assume it was at the Final Battle, by some Pureblooded Bigot with a sick sense of humor.

    But now, slowly but surely, the curse is killing me. Killing me, by taking the limits from my magic. The most powerful magical being in the world is suddenly a mud-blood swot with too much hair. But humans weren’t made to conduct this much raw magic through our bodies, and sooner or later, my body will give out.
    There is no cure.
    But there is a way to save my life.
    If only I’m brave enough to try it.

    OR

    Hermione starts a Harem

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    Luo Binghe turns around, eyes glinting as Liu Qingge hastily looks away. “Shishu was looking at me,” he says, sounding a little pleased. “Does Shishu find me pleasing to look at?”

    Liu Qingge scowls. Really, what is this? Did Luo Binghe hit his head? Aren't those lines he’s supposed to use on his husband?

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    Snape realised he was breathing hard. His back was against the door. It occurred to him he should just leave, Apparate away. Leave her with her grief and her pain and her anger.

    Instead: “Stupid fucking girl.” Ragged. Furious. Then: “How dare you ask that of me.”

    “There’s no one else,” she said, and although her voice was thick her eyes were still dry. “No one will have me.”

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    Smut but Kokichi Ouma.
    (TAG LIMIT HAS BEEN REACHED)

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    The weather is very fine. The sun is climbing in the sky and the air is crisp, just cool enough to be refreshing. There's a light breeze carrying the smell of late-summer flowers and the first of the dying leaves. It's a good day to go to a festival, according to Jaskier.

     

    On the road to Kaer Morhen, Jaskier takes ill.

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    “Player 022,” he says, ice in his voice and fire in his gaze as he watches, watches and watches again through the tall screens depicting the busy dormitories. There she is, that quiet, seemingly shy little player, the one everyone looks past at, the one who’s still so smart she brings everyone to their knees in the games without any of them even realizing it.
    She's a wolf in sheep's clothing, pretty and yet deadly like a cute little flower hiding poisonous thorns beneath its colorful petals.
    Dangerous. Fascinating.
    Bring her to me.”

    This is a One-Shot compilation of different concepts using BNHA Characters in the Squid Game Universe! Please read if you enjoy Yandere/Dark Content.

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    Set in season 2 after Oswald is released from Arkham. In all his sweet, helpless niceness.

    After being turned away by Butch and Ed Oswald doesn't find his father, instead he stays in Gotham on the streets until Butch takes pity on him. Unfortunately he accidentally takes the fall for a murder and is sent to Blackgate. Hugo Strange is curious how this new docile Oswald will make it through a prison with a different type of bad guy than Arkham, so he may have had a hand in getting the man sentenced rather quickly.

    Oswald is not prepared for a place like Blackgate, not the way that he is now. Luckily for him, Jim Gordon also happens to be there, and the man is sure to protect him. At least he hopes so.

    Jim is just trying to keep himself alive and get out of prison as fast as he can. To clear his name. Oswald Cobblepot is a complication that he doesn't need, but the man is so helpless he can't bring himself to leave him to... whatever might happen to him.

    Also, he may have a soft spot for him.

    I don't know what I'm doing folks. Gotham has taken over my life :D I just so badly wanted Nice Oswald to interact with Jim.

    Please do not copy or translate.

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    Draco and Hermione have teamed together to make Lucius and Daphne see sense over their feelings for each other with potentially deadly consequences.

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    During the first exploration of Storm Point, Horizon, Wraith, and Ash are sent to make sure the Command Center, the Wall, and the surrounding areas are safe to be able to walk around in. They are not and something goes wrong.

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    A curse Nanami encounters in the burnt out ruin of a motel requires some help to overcome.

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    Since he was kidnapped at the age of eleven, Aziraphale has known his destiny. As a rare gold dragonkin he carries the spark of the Divine Fire and will be mated by a silver so the dragonkin can survive.

    There's more to destiny than what is written down though, and the Divine Fire has its own ideas about where best to burn.

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    Just a collection of various ideas I have for this ship that don't warrant a full fic of their own, either because they're too short or doesn't have a discernable beginning and/or end. Can be fluffy, humorous, cracky, dark, angsty, or smutty, just check the chapter description for all the necessary tags and warnings. Will be updating tags and warnings as I update too.

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    “Surely, Agent Ressler,” Reddington started in, mockingly condescending as he was wont to be. “With all your experience, you must’ve heard of a honeypot.”

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    “While training on an unknown planet, Vegeta and Goku find an ancient temple that will answer dark questions about Saiyan ancestors' rituals.
    And Goku's body burns.”

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    V 378. běhu před naším letopočtem byl thébským velitelem Gorgidas. Stál před nelehkým úkolem: ubránit Théby před stále častějšími vpády spartských bojovníků, kteří drancovali thébská území, vraždili jejich obyvatele a plenili jejich domovy. Musel tedy zformovat armádu bojovníků, kteří byli ochotni za jejich věc položit vlastní život. Největší oddanost se skrývá v lásce... A tak se zrodil Gorgidův nápad.

    O třicet let později se začíná příběh mladého Harra, jehož jméno bude vepsáno do historie více než jen jednou. Zatím je však jen chlapcem, jenž s bázní v srdci čeká, až stříbrolesklou tmou zazní jeho jméno.

    Nastal předvečer posvátného magického rituálu, který jej připoutá k tajemnému ochránci, a navždy tak zpečetí jejich vzájemně propletené osudy. Dokud budou živi.

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    As an omega, Reki knows his options are limited. While he’d like Langa—his best friend—to be his future mate, the idea is wholly unrealistic. Langa is the most attractive, sought-after alpha Reki’s ever met, while Reki is about the unluckiest omega in every sense. Thankfully, his burn blockers will prevent his first heat for a long while yet.

    Except that—due to a genetic exception—he burns a bit hotter than most. His heat is coming sooner than anyone had anticipated, leaving Reki completely unprepared. A first heat will kill him if he doesn’t have a mate, which means he may have to resort to less desirable methods of coping. His whole life is about to change, probably for the worse, and there’s nothing he can do to stop it.

    Langa, for his part, just wants Reki to be honest about what’s going on—among other things.

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