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    Gojo Satoru is the strongest sorcerer in the Jujutsu world, and no one can outcompete that besides his partner Geto Suguru. However, after switching a mission with Iori Utahime, everything went downhill from there, as Satoru and the others never expected to encounter a special grade cursed spirit that outmatches his. Never in Satoru's life did he experience defeat, and yet when he did for the first time, it was by the hands of a thousand-year-old cursed spirit that goes by the name- Yuuji.

    And to Satoru, that does not sit right with him.

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    Just a little something imma write for now until I can get my motivation back to finish my two other books

    A book of Jujutsu Kaisen Headcanons with some being x reader or OC✨
    (Me giving u some ideas if ur in writers block)

    This book will contain:
    🌸Fluff Headcanons
    🍋Smut ahaha... (Will put this little lemon emoji before every chapter)
    🌧Angst :')
    💫Randoms
    ⁉️ What Ifs (like what if that happened in the anime or what if this happened in the manga)

    (Will put warnings before manga spoilers)

    I do not own Jujutsu Kaisen, nor the characters

    -requests are open in the comments!💬

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    "Uwahimwe.... thanx fow bewing gwood to me, I appweciate it...." The loopy Gojo slurred, trying to keep his eyes focused but helplessly failing. Never did the woman think she could ever find the annoying menace to be endearing but here she was.

    "Awwww, how nice of you to say."

    "I'm nwat nwice, I'm an ashwhole." His nose slightly crinkled even with the amount of swelling around his face. He looked like a chimpmunk. How adorable.

    "Well, I won't disagree with that." She chuckled; Utahime had witnessed plenty of patients going through this odd reversion to a childlike state. Their honesty was reflected in the barely comprehensive words they vomited.

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    "Parenthood chooses you," her mother used to tell her, but Utahime never understood that saying more than the moment she realized she was pregnant with Gojo Satoru's child. They were never meant to be something serious - never meant to be more than they were - and yet they both suddenly find themselves in a world that doesn't care about their desires - and that brings them closer in a way that no one else can understand. It won't be easy and it won't be kind to either of them, but it appears as if the universe has other plans for them.

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    ❝ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜꜱ?❞

    ❝ɴᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ, ꜱᴏ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀꜱꜱᴜᴍɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ❞

    When the second most powerful jujutsu sorcerer, Wren Evo, gets transferred over to Tokyo Jujutsu High as a teacher assistant, she did not expect to be assigned to a tall, goofy teacher who just can't keep his hands to himself.

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    You and your man Satoru are lounging around with his best friend. Jokes turn to teases which turn to reality.

    Threesome Satoru/Suguru/You. It was inevitable.

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    "Theo thường lệ, gã tóc trắng sẽ bắt đầu lải nhải liên tục, hòng chế nhạo bọn họ hoặc cùng lắm cố gắng kiếm cớ không nhận quà. Tuy nhiên Getou cảm nhận được có điều gì đó thay đổi bên trong Satoru kể từ nhiệm vụ ở ngôi đền kia. Bởi thế hắn không hề ngạc nhiên khi nhìn thấy vành tai đỏ ửng của Satoru - người đang nắm chặt hai món quà đầu tiên hắn nhận từ bọn họ bằng cả hai tay. Satoru không hề biết bộ dạng của cậu ta trông như đang nắm giữ một điều gì đó trân quý nhất."

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    “Princess, I hope you know that you’ll lose this game you’re starting,” Gojo said, rising from his chair.

    Taking advantage of the evening quiet, you lean over the desk and move a hand up his chest. You grab his tie to pull him down to you and whisper in his ear, “Trust me, Gojo. With you, defeat is not a choice.”

    You're both top executives at your job, and you never bothered to even look at him because you were too busy and just didn't care. But don't worry, your favorite menace will make it worth your while.

    *Cross-posted on Wattpad*

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    It's Utahime. The women that he likes to tease since highschool. Why did she end up in this situation? Does she know her father had a big debt? Does she know she's been a coveted? Many thoughts were flowing in Gojo's head. He couldn't believe this. He should kill the girl that he teased in highschool all the time?

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    Each time you are sent out to collect a precious cursed object you run into the same over-dressed sorcerer. Could he match your speed if he wasn't in dress shoes? Could he improve his range of motion if he was not wearing a two button, bi-stretch cotton suit jacket? Who is to say? I mean, probably. But without his suit there'd be no tie-play and in my opinion really no reason to read the explicit Nanami/Reader fic.

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    From the beginning, I thought you were going to be an interesting person. After our first encounter, everyone started warning me about how you were too much of a slut to even go for. And that you had an unspoken rule that you never stayed with anyone for more than a week, if even that. That you didn't care about the hearts you were breaking and that you didn't love anyone you slept with.

    But, if the past years have taught me anything, that is so incredibly not true. To most, that's probably how it seems. But being with you through your ups and downs, seeing you save the lives of your students, holding you when the nightmares wake you, I've learned that that statement is so far from the truth. You love too much. You care too much.

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    Gojo Satoru, un hombre tacaño, egocéntrico y egoísta recibe la visita de tres fantasmas que lo ayudaran en un viaje para redimir su alma y tal vez...encontrar el amor.

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    Nanami Keiko did not expect to wake up ever again. Yet here she was, faced with the aftermath of the Shibuya Incident.

    No longer able to practice jujutsu, she is forced into an early retirement. But not everything is well: without her work, without a purpose, can she really find peace? When her old life comes back knocking at her door, she has to make a decision.

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    Izuku Midoriya thought he was cursed.

    He knew it was along those lines, of course. Izuku was helpless, living in a hell of a home and was atrociously bullied by his 'childhood friend'. All this because he didn't have a quirk, all this because his mother was gone and his dad was horrible, and all because he was just useless.

    But Izuku saw many things other didn't. He saw so many monsters and creatures lurking in the crooks and creaks of homes and buildings, clinging off of people backs and always tormenting the weak. Not only that but he could feel them. He could touch them and they could hurt him.

    He could also beat them up. Yet he stayed silent.

    Maybe, he thought, along with all of what he was living through caused him to develop some mental health issue that made him hallucinate and feels things...

    Damn, he thought, he really must be cursed.

    And that incident with the sludge monster, even if he did kinda beat its butt, didn't reassure him. It only made him feel like more of an outcast. Though, Izuku didn't expect a certain white haired man to spectate (stalk) him from the shadows.

    Or

    In which a dumb sorcerer meets a poor teen with issues and shit happens.

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    No words left your mouth. Your thumb was still on the cap of your mace which was now clutched tightly in your left hand, the weapon seemed useless now as you felt all the fight leave your body at once. You always think that when presented with a dangerous situation, you might act to save yourself, do something heroic, stop the bad guy. People never talk about the fear, the sense of dread that holds your body still the moment you need it to move the most.

    “The first person I come across is a woman, must be my lucky day.” The hand around your neck grasped your chin tightly and pulled your face upwards to meet his.

    Your breath caught in your lungs as gleaming, red eyes bore into your own that had widened comically at the situation. A wide smile bloomed across the guy’s face, showing off sharp fangs where normal canines would be. The clawed hand moved from your chin and stroked the side of your face, pointer finger trailing just under the hinge of your jaw. You shivered at the feather-light touch. The danger brimming just under the surface of his skin was evident in the way he touched you, confidently, letting his claws skim over your skin – the promise to break it if you moved a hair out of line.

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    Satoru Gojou is good at everything he tries. That's why, when he's nineteen, he doesn't blink twice about taking in two kids. One of which who will grow up to be a powerful sorcerer, and the other who will hopefully live a long life.

    He didn't take into account that the kid was smarter than he looked, with the wit to match and enough spite to spin a disaster into reality.

    _

    Or, Gojou Satoru accidentally co-parents one very angry kid with his long-since disappeared best friend, Getou Suguru, and neither of them are aware.

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    what better way is there to relieve horniness and boredom then to jerk off while trapped in a box?

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    Imagine that from the moment you opened your eyes into this world, you had no choice but to kill and shed the blood of others, that you had to fight alongside Toji Fushiguru and die with him.

    What would you do when they force you to do something you don't like?
    When the torment of conscience presses on your throat, will you give up?
    Now think about a day that life gives you another chance; how would you use it?

    This is the story of a murderer who seeks salvation. Will she find it in the arms of Satoru Gojo? Or will pain find her sooner than redemption and drive her out of heaven forever?

     

    "Do you remember the time you said love is the most twisted curse, Satoru? You were right; it made me strong, stronger than a broken heart that you made of mine." She said, and no more words came out of her mouth.

    (A love story between Satoru Gojo and a female reader.)

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    Fate linked them together - the black hair and the white, the sorcerer and the salaryman. For those whose destinies are intertwined with Gojo Satoru's, there is no leaving. At least, not for long.

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    Sukuna recibe fotos de números desconocidos, en la que se muestra a Yuuji siendo ultrajado.

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