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    “It’s the only time Louis gives up control. We don’t always do it that way, but you can tell he needs it every now and then.”

    “Yeah, gets pretty mouthy without it.” Liam said, as if he personally knew. It made Louis’ jaw drop.

    “Wait. Just how fucking much do you guys hear us? I thought we were quiet!”

    Every single one of them burst into laughter, even Harry. Louis pouted even as Harry’s hand landed on his back, ushering him outside of the dressing room. “We listen in a lot, mate.” Zayn said, patting his shoulder. “Don’t worry about it. We don’t really mind.”

    . . .

    Or when Louis figures out his bandmates listen in to Harry and him having sex all the time, he gets an attitude, and the boys find a way to make that attitude disappear through a cum-filled orgy.

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    • Part 3 of PWP
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    Morgan decides she'd like to bond with Severa, which naturally devolves into rough sex and mommy issues, as all things with Severa eventually must.

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    Reunited in Wakanda, Steve and Bucky discuss their options for the future.

     

    "I overheard Sam and Natasha talking about our ‘epic bromance’ once.”

    Bucky started laughing so hard he shook. “That sounds so wrong.”

    “‘Brah’ is even worse.”

    Brah.” He gasped for air. “We are not brahs.”

    “Definitely not.”

    After Bucky stopped convulsing with laughter, Steve said, “I’ve been talking to T’Challa. He knows a village where the people would be willing to let us stay with them.”

    “Us?”

    “Yeah. For the foreseeable future, Wakanda’s going to be my home base.”

    “So you’re retiring to the countryside?”

    “It’s more of a break while I figure what to do. Besides, I know this guy who might need some help when he gets out of the hospital.”

    For a moment, Bucky was tempted to go back on a decision he'd made. But he couldn’t. This was going to hurt Steve but he might as well say it now.

    “I’m going back into cryosleep.”

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    You come home from going to the club to get him off your mind. Who would've know that what you were trying to get away from was waiting for you once you had got home..

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    Je suis entrain de la récrire car ça viens de mon portable donc dois être améliorer !

    Ichigo fem , Lecture non conforme pour personne sensible donc PG 18
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    Une jeune femme au yeux ambre mélanger de gris indigo à la chevelure hérissée sur la tête  cheveux noir mélanger mélanger de roux orangé et long atteignant le bas du dos regarder un petit brun au yeux indigo lui faire des au revoir de la main alors qu' il rejoignez les autres enfants de son âge.

    Celle ci soupira un peut tristement puis sorti de l école

    - Hé Ichigo ! Entendit t elle
    Un jeune homme brun venait dans sa direction

    - Uryu comment vas tu ! Dit elle doucement
    - Bien et toi c est quoi ses traces de coup ?

    - Je me suis battu contres des hollows !
    - Idiote on t as déjà dit que c est dangereux ! Avait répondu le jeune homme avec affection

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    Une jeune femme cheveux orange mi long et en hérisson sur la tête courait dans les rue du Seireitei poursuivi par le berseker ou le fou allié comme le surnommerai la tête orange .

     

    Un brun la vois passer " Hé ichi....!"

     

    - Pas le temps vas voir chappy  ! Lui cria t elle Le brun offenser ce mit à lui courir après aussi

    - Ruka qu 'est ce que tu fait ! Exige Renji quand il vois sont meilleur ami 

    Il lui repondit pas et celui ci le suis aussi

    - Ahahaha ou te cache tu Ichigo !!!! Ricana fortement Zaraki kenpachi .

    Pencher par la fenêtre une rousse dit " Taicho il y a de l animation dans la rue !"

    Je vais voir ! Dit elle en sortant

    - Matsumoto reviens ici tout de suite !!!! Cria Hitsugaya Toshiro en sortant pour rattraper sa fukutaicho

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    Upon the upcoming governor election in which Mr. Hayes was a candidate, Peter Hayes had to put an end to his playboy reputation to prevent journalists from digging up more dirt to throw upon his father. And what would make him look better than being in a committed relationship with the daughter of Senator Prior?
    There was only one problem: Tris Prior hated Peter Hayes to the depths of her bones.

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    It's like a version of the Justice League that's more like the show Friends. Sometimes heroes hook up. Sometimes they talk about who they're dating. And they always make fun of each other. Mature.

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    An interesting wish, you say? Be careful what you wish for, Lotus Dragon.

    —After losing a bet with Angel, Devil is forced to help out at Bistrot Des Fleurs.

    —After making a deal with Devil, White Choco is stuck in an ongoing existential crisis and a duel with Raspberry.

    —After performing a tango with her troupe, Rose is offered a boon from Lotus Dragon. Her response? Littering.

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    You are planning on seeing your friend George, you haven’t seen him for about 2 months. That’s pretty much it. Unless…..

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    Min Yoongi is a seasoned detective, working on a complex case.

    He's cold, stubborn and short tempered, and absolutely hates people.

    He especially hates the cheeky, sexy, intelligent stripper named Kim Namjoon, who he's forced to meet when his case work collides with a local strip club.

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    “Urgh,” Ryuji made, a sound that didn't need to be articulated out loud but was anyway. “Here he comes again.”

    “It's like he's actively seeking you out,” Makoto added, annoyance in her voice.

    Akira fought the butterflies down that were fluttering somewhere in the pit of his stomach, threatening to come up and flower his words.

    “Yeah, I don't know what his problem is, honestly,” he managed to get out, lips twitching as he caught Goro's eyes on him.

    Always on him.

    “Ah, the Phantom Thieves,” Goro Akechi greeted them with a saccharine smile. “Come to steal from the library now?” He gave Akira a sharp smirk as he aimed his next words directly at him. “That might be the only way you get through this semester.”

    Or: Akira Kurusu is a normal college student. He goes to classes, hangs out with his friends, and gets regularly insulted in public scenes by his secret boyfriend.
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    focusing on the human body, and sharing our love and admiration for it

    body bonanza is an event I’m hosting on tumblr, feel free to drop by and join in for the month of November at what-the-fic-khr

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    Literally just Bakugou and Todoroki being dudes, friends, boyfriends, you name it.

    These are short and sweet doses of humor through the interactions between Bakugou and Todoroki.

     

    Disclaimer:
    - All credit for the lovely BNHA/MHA characters used goes to Horikoshi Kohei.
    Note:
    - None of the chapters are linked to each other unless stated otherwise.

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    What can you do when your impulsive older brother snaps at you and then runs off to do what is potentially an incredibly stupid thing?

    Well, if you're Sam Winchester, you chalk it up as another day, and hope to hell that you can make it to help in time.

    (Or, Dean leaving Sam behind at the bunker when he's upset and missing Cas doesn't go so well)

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    A woman with the temper of the devil and a plan along with ambition, somehow ends up in 1899 and has a plan what to do in her life. As corona has destoroyed her way of life back home, she now get a second chance to do what she likes. Fashion and she'll use whatever lies and other methods to get her way.

    But what is more important, money and fame, or is it something else out there that she hasen't realised yet?

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    When do you find yourself out of place? Maybe you feel that way when you sit uninvited at a table that is filled with all sorts of delicious meals, or when you're at a party while everyone is dancing and having fun while you stand silently at the corner of the room and watch the others have the time of their lives while you dread on your own existence, or when you're part of a narrative story which you don't even fit in. Scorpius Malfoy finds himself asking and answering this question the whole time. Living in a world filled with arrogant, corrupt, and delusional people, Scorpius finds it hard to keep sane in this wicked world, and when every last bit of hope is lost he finds a grasp of the reality in form of a young Slytherin Student who between all the so-called perfect people, seems like the only one who can keep his head clear.

    This story is mostly a parody of plenty of things in our own world containing lots of dark humor, and it follows two young boys who find themselves escaping from the misery of a world filled with incompetent students and adults, who clearly don't care about murders happening in the school.

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    Bill loved Freddie, but they never said the words "I love you" to each other. When Freddie went away for a few days, Bill eagerly awaited his return to tell him: "I love you." But Freddie hadn't returned, and the days passed and Bill's insanity grew.

    Bill finally received a phone call after two days.

    "I'm afraid you'll hurt me a lot," Freddie said.

    "If I can't have you, I'll die. Freddie, I love you. When I'm not seeing you, every second is torture."

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    Kaito Momota, the himbo he is, couldn’t even pass through heaven or hell. No, he was so strange, that Atua had decided to send him where he wasn’t an issue anymore. That just so happened to be the home of Thomas Sanders, and his uncontrollable sides.

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    “What’d you end up doing to your wife?” All moments like this are cyclical. He waits to hear the story as if to confirm something desperately and Ramsay, begins and ends quickly. The way he always does with this particular retelling.

    “Well, I ate her.”

    XX

    Or : the one time Ramsay Bolton may or may not have fed an ex wife to his friends and family.

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    EDIT : 1/16/2022 :: Please read update in chapter 3 notes regarding the multiple endings. Thank youuuu :)

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