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    potato man @potatoman

    why are hitmen so expensive?? how am i supposed
    to afford them

    8:00 PM • 11/27/18 • Twitter for StarkPhone

    1,401 Retweets 1,231 Quote Tweets 30.3K Likes

     

    spideyy ✔️ @spiderman • 11/27/18
    Replying to @potatoman

    apparently they're "luxury items." pretty classist
    of them, tbh

     

    bucket @bucketbarnes • 11/27/18
    Replying to @potatoman

    actually, you'd be surprised by the amount of hitmen
    who take monopoly money as currency

     

    Natasha Romanoff @natasharomanoff • 11/27/18
    Replying to @bucketbarnes

    Can confirm, I take payments in Monopoly money,
    mutually beneficial marriages, tampons, bubble gum,
    cash, credit cards, debit cards, and checks.

     

    [in which harley keener, aka potato man, runs an avengers conspiracy theory twitter account. i apologize for releasing yet another twitter fic on this site.]

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    31 days, 31 ways to hurt our favorite Spider-Kid, with bonus whumping of his super friends and an excessive use of puns.

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    Steve wants to take a vacation. His Omega does not. It's a challenge to get him to leave the nest at all after a particularly intense heat. He knows what this means: Bucky Barnes needs an intervention.

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    "OK, but I have to warn you-I may just end up breaking your heart." Bucky says, wears a lopsided grin. Though, he really does hope he doesn't quiver so damn obviously (so damn wonderfully) under the dark look he's suddenly receiving. And it doesn't make the almost constant unbearable throbbing mess between his thighs (whenever this annoyingly perfect alpha is near him) any better.

    Steve stares back up at him, pupils blown wide, his face soft, small smile tugging at his lips. He blinks, once, slowly, but never takes his eyes off Bucky's, his voice low and deep as he tells the sweet little omega, "Already broken... the moment I laid my eyes on you."

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    Sam had been wandering around his city for months, trying to learn more about his people, what life was for those outside his castle walls. However, after a chance encounter with a mysterious and handsome apothecary and a misunderstanding, Sam has found himself the apprentice to an apothecary named Bucky and he has no clue how to tell the man he actually wants to date him.

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    “Not talking, huh?” asked Bucky, shrugging casually, “It’s okay. I already know why you were stalking me.”

    That was when the horror hit. The sheer panic of how to I apologize profusely, Sam wondering if he should just run back to the castle and never try to explore the city again out of utter humiliation, maybe become one of the hermits on the treacherous mountains surrounding them.

    Sam could make it as a hermit. A falcon guardian was very on brand for a hermit.

    “You’re here,” said Bucky, a man Sam was very sure was indeed smart, “Because you want to become an apothecary like me! Why else would you be following me?”

    Sam’s entire body relaxed. Thank god the man was book smart and not people smart.

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    What happens when Tony rants in space, Nebula makes a decision when they get back to Earth.

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    Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase have survived countless monsters, gods, Titans, and finally their most difficult opponent of all--high school, though not without their fair share of mishaps and unexplained absences. All they want to do now is enjoy their summer before tackling their next adventure; college. After a series of strange encounters, however, they realize that this summer is going to be just as eventful as the rest.

    Meanwhile, Earth's Mightiest Heroes are fractured. Tony Stark and Steve Rogers haven't spoken in months, and even with new members, the team is suffering. They know that something is coming, but the question is; will they reconcile in time to thwart it? With the appearance of old friends, new enemies, and peculiar allies, the Avengers are forced to accept that the world is even bigger than they thought.

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    Hello everyone, welcome back to another wonderful month of whumpy prompts! Finally, finally I am out of a writer's funk from the hell that was last year. I want to make up for last year's whumptober, I know I could have done better. This time around the goal was to follow the old format of the other two years of single days with the majority of my fics. Some days I do combine but only about 5 pairs (2 days each) because they worked better with each other. Otherwise, you guys get more content this year :)

    Important Notes:

    ~ This is not a ship, this is strictly a father and son relationship.
    ~ Each fic will have its own warnings so please double-check and read what makes you comfortable <3

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    Peter and Mr. Stark start to spend a little more time together, and then Persons Unknown(ish) start trying to kidnap Peter.

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    Hundreds of miles apart for half a dozen years and suddenly, Harley Keener's in New York. This was not the Saturday that Tony was expecting. Tony's not the only one that's surprised when Harley appears on the scene, one Mr. Parker, perhaps? Maybe the southern one's walls are finally coming down. Just maybe.

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    Tony swallowed, his hands shaking slightly.

    Peter couldn’t be dead, could he? Not Peter. Anyone but Peter.

    Struggling to draw in breath, Tony could feel his heart pounding.

    He shook himself mentally.

    This was no time for a panic attack.

    Peter needs me.

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    remember far from home? yeah forget that sh*tshow of angst it doesnt exist here. we got different (maybe worse) angst BUT we also got comfort!!

    peter parker reveal i want to see but havent yet (if u want to write it pls do! and pls send me a link so i can read it :D)

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    Tony's life is going just fine -- Stark Industries is booming, everyone wants to sleep with him, and he has all he ever thought he could want. But then he gets kidnapped, and he returns from Afghanistan with a renewed sense of purpose. All he wants is to get back with his ex, Stephen Strange.

     

    Tony's POV of a previous fic, will be written to be read without having to read the other one.
    Present and flashbacks to post-college AU. Everyone's scrawny. And everyone works at the same restaurant.

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    Five scenes from Endgame, but make it PeggyNat. One extra scene but make it entirely original and a fix-it (with PeggyNat).

    Basically rewriting the big scenes from Endgame but with the best girlfriends. Angst with a happy ending. <3

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    Peter watched the elevator numbers move up as he waited. He had texted Tony he was coming home this weekend to spend time with him. He hadn’t told Tony why. He hadn’t told Tony that he had to tell himself something—Something that Peter had avoided for a very long time. He was so worried about losing people, but he also wanted to be able to be his true authentic self...

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    Getting captured by HYDRA after fighting a couple of super-soldier in Siberia was not Tony Stark's idea of a good time. Being trapped with one of said super-soldiers was also not on that list. Being tortured daily while being subjected to psychological undoing was too much to deal with. Luckily James Barnes knows all about HYDRA and what they can do. Trapped in a small room, they've only got each other.

    They will survive this.

    They've got to.

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    After being neglected and treated awfully by her older brother Tony after the death of their parents, Marian changes her name and runs away only to join the United States Armed Forces. That is where Marian - now Anna - has been for almost ten years. But a visitor from above ruins that and changes her life and her fellow soldiers forever - her own irreversibly. Can she reconcile with her brother before it is too late for her and the fate of the world?

    Transformers (Bayverse) x Iron Man MCU

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    Steve achou que viver sem Bucky por décadas tinha sido a coisa mais difícil que ele já fez na vida, até que uma missão em uma antiga instalação da Hydra revela um segredo chocante sobre o programa do Soldado Invernal.

    Agora Steve e Bucky precisam lidar com as consequências dessa descoberta, enquanto tentam se preparar para o maior e mais perigoso desafio de suas vidas.

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    Who knew that yesterday Peter would be studying for his AP biology quiz and tomorrow vampires exist. Yes blood drinking, not so alive, and not the twilight kind vampires and it's up to Spider man and Blade to stop the Vampire King Tony Stark. Peter's father.

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    A continuation of the first part of 'Fake priests and real demons'

    The story will pick off right where the first part had left you hanging.
    More shenanigans and passionate moments shared by a demon, that just wanted to enjoy some nice and quiet vacations and his human neighbor. Unexpected dates, awkward family dinners, emergencies at work, overprotective friends and other bigger and smaller mishaps ensured.

    Summary and tags might change as the story progresses.

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    26/?
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