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    It was a small, insignificant town on the edge of nowhere. There was no reason for him to be there. No reason for him to be singing that song. Yet Geralt knew there was every reason. And that reason was himself.

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    Geralt hears Jaskier singing ‘Burn, Butcher, Burn’ and regrets everything.

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    You are a merchant who travels among the four kingdoms making meager coin transporting textiles. You buy a medallion that vibrates, for personal reasons.

    an·or·gas·mi·a
    anôrˈɡazmēə
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    persistent inability to achieve orgasm despite responding to sexual stimuli.

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    snerdle (19th century): to wrap up closely or settle comfortably under the covers.

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    En route to game night, a beautiful, mysterious woman falls on Julian Pankratz out of nowhere. She mistakes him for a real bard and then starts talking nonsense about "portals," as if they haven't been outlawed on the Continent for half a millennium. She gifts him magical dice, urging him to "save the White Wolf."

    Julian, playing Dungeons and Dragons as the fabulous bard Jaskier, rolls a Nat 20 while trying to gain an ally in the murderous Butcher of Blaviken - and is instantly transported to a very strange world similar to the Redania of centuries past. There, he meets the real Butcher, a stoic and sarcastic Witcher named Geralt. Julian also quickly discovers that in this world, he has something that other bards don't: Jaskier the bard really does have magic, and quite a bit of it too - something that both interests and worries Geralt.

    The Witcher and the bard's quest for answers brings adventure, surprises, heartache, magic, healing -- and maybe a little bit of true love.

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    Eskel has been waiting for Jaskier and Geralt to make it up the mountain for weeks, wondering if their fling over the past winter would continue for another season. When they arrive Eskel wonders if they will like what they find...

    Aka: Eskel's self-loathing clouds his vision and Jaskier and Geralt fix it with cuddles and sweet words (or grunts in Geralt's case)

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    Modern AU for the Witcher

    first chapter is backstory; Geralt worked the door at a music venue and meets the musician Jaskier.
    mostly a set up to establish their relationship which is a slight bit sad, but it will be mostly fluff from there as Geralt and Jaskier reunite.

    currently Geralt is a PI, caring for Ciri, his god-daughter who is 13.

    Yennifer/Jaskier are mid to late 30's, Geralt is early 40's

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    Yennefer is far too busy to be in a relationship, some may say she’s married to her job, this changes when she spends a drunken night with her new flatmate Jaskier

     

    Chapters named after Led Zeppelin tracks

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    “Geralt!” Jaskier breathes and waves his hand. It’s made difficult by Geralt still holding it, but Jaskier tries his best. “My hand moves! Without me moving it!” He looks up at Geralt, his eyes massive. “Have you ever heard of such a thing?!”

    “Yes, you’re very talented,” Geralt says, and Jaskier thinks he would like to kiss him for that, but the witcher seems very high up away. “Now go to sleep.”

     

    (After an attack, Jaskier is under the influence of painkillers). (It goes about how you would expect).

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    Geralt rolls to the side, breathing hard and nudging Jaskier with his shoulder, “Good?” he asks and Jaskier nods in agreement, wondering if this is just what being had by a man is like.

    They part ways not long after that (and with a few additional and equally unsatisfying tumbles between them) and throughout Jaskier’s solo travels afterwards he takes a handful of other men to bed with him, rapidly coming to the realization that no, it’s not.

    OR: Geralt is bad in bed but Jaskier is a wonderful teacher aka 500 words of bad sex followed immediately by 2.5k of good.
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    “It's best if you just know me as a witcher, until I can trust you.”

    “Excuse me, but isn’t that a bit backwards?” Jaskier scoffed. “Should I be the one unable to trust you?”

    “Given your history with the Butcher of Blaviken? Yes,” A smirk crossed his lips. “But, if my judgement of character is correct about you, you might be able to help me.”

    The bard looked bewildered, and like he wanted to crawl away, or fain passing out, or anything to get away from this conversation. “No. No I’m not--” He huffed. “How much of that do you actually know? No wait,” He waved over a server. “Give me the usual. Make it two. Not for him, both are for me.” Amused, the witcher watched as the server brought two shots of some sort of grogg. Jaskier knocked both back without flinching. “Alright. Now shoot.”

    ***

    Tensions between Nilfgaard and the surrounding kingdoms are at an all time high. Witchers do not meddle in these affairs, but this witcher might have to in order to get his sister back.

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    Jaskier sang softly to himself as he set the edge of his small flat chisel against the expanse of smooth white marble like he had done a thousand - a hundred thousand times before. He raised his hammer to just tap lightly, carving one last faint claw mark so carefully next to its mates.

    He could almost imagine that the statue was listening - the stone form of the witcher perhaps merely resting his eyes or feigning sleep.

    Jaskier struck the chisel once, twice, thr-

    His wrist exploded in pain as a hand grabbed Jaskier suddenly; strong fingers holding him unexpectedly, unbearably tight.

    And just underneath Jaskier's hands, the marble chest rose as the statue took its first breath - a shuddering, gasping thing as miraculous as it was impossible…

    (Fic is complete, updates every Sunday.)
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    Gold lined eyes stared up at the darkening sky above them. Bound by ropes and by magicks. Worlds upons worlds cried to themselves. Limitless, the sky above wished to cry with them. Below on the stone tower well above its solid earth, a creature was bound. Pure, cloudless blue eyes could do nothing but leak golden tears. And as ropes were pulled taut, bonds were buckled down, and the remnants of hope for this world were pushed over the ledge; the dark heavens above opened up to cry with not golden tears but heavy raindrops.

    “Jaskier!”

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    Reader is travelling with Geralt and Jaskier as they cross the continent. When the Witcher is hired to kill a Basilisk in a particularly hostile town, you can’t help but protest at the hatred they seem to harbour for the monster hunter.

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    “Hope?” The girl gasps, and suddenly it feels as if Hope has been doused in moonwater and fed every single one of her elixirs.

    She’s out of the bed before the girl takes another breath, the dagger under her pillow pressed to the girl’s collar, and her hands bound to the wall with a sign.

    Grit bleeds into her throat as she growls, “Who the hell are you, and how do you know my name?”

    “Hope,” The girl sighs, their chests pressing against each other, her face slipping into a rueful grin, “It’s me. Josie.”

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    Hope and Josie get sucked into another world, one right of the stories of Witchers and Mages, and the struggle to find their way out is nearly as hard as the struggle not to fall together.

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    Yennerfer watches him, and she mustn’t have slept at all, or the coffee is defaultive or something stupid because she sits there and thinks, and really thinks and decides why not because she opens her mouth and says the stupidest thing she’s ever thought of. 

     

    “I’ll go.”

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    Why won't Geralt just apologise, and admit how he feels?

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    As Fall term comes to a close, Geralt and Jaskier struggle to navigate their lives without each other, and Jaskier continues to struggle with his mental and physical health.
    Can the holiday break fix things between these two heartbroken lovers? Or will winter term start just as dismally as fall term ended?

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    After they break up, Yennefer tells Geralt he needs to make more friends. And maybe also start dating again. Geralt befriends a strange, bubbly man named Jaskier at Yennefer's house party. Little does he know, he's going to be head over heels for this man in no time.

    Short fluffy christmasy fic.

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    One night at a ball and Jaskier (Julek) is bored while Merry has run off to do naughty things in a hedge maze. And then he sees a red-haired man who smells like a Witcher but is dressed like a merchant and wonders who he is.

    This is the night Julek met his fourth love, Calix, a Witcher who left it all behind to follow a prophet. (Based on the Witcher lore of Lebioda)

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    This is part two of "The Price of Magic" series, a collection of Geralt x Reader / Jaskier x Reader short stories. If you haven't read "The Cock's Crow", you might want to visit that story first so that you have the context for everything that's already in motion here.

    Reader is a woman of an undetermined age, who has just earned the gift of elemental magic from her blood sister, a wind spirit named Brega. The magic heals her wounds and gives her access to power she has no idea how to wield. In this story, Geralt and Jaskier help her explore the limits of her new power.

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