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    I haven’t told Tommy or Techno. They thought it was all a joke, and whatever excuse Wilbur made to them seems to have worked, because they’re not asking. I’m glad. Please don’t tell them. If you really have to talk to somebody, talk to Wilbur. I’ve told him I’m making a statement here, and he says he’s okay with follow-up questions. I’ve written his number down on the extra paper you gave me.

    There’s one last thing I need to put here, actually. It’s one of the things I said, but it’s different. I have the weirdest feeling that it’s meant for you. For whoever is reading this. And it’s a warning.

    ‘The age-old passage rots away beneath the archives.’

    There's not really anything else to say.

    Or:

    Local author promises hurt in a crossover between two already angst-ridden fandoms. More at nine.

    Face your fear.

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    A reprise of episode 120 “The Eye Opens”

    Jon’s a bit more willing than he was in canon.

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    Jon begins to read Jonah's statement. In a desperate attempt to prevent himself from completing the ritual, he does something drastic. The only way is through the eyes or the voice box. Either way, it is going to hurt.

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    "I've always been the good-time guy," Tim finally says. "At work. With friends. With people who want to fuck me. 'Tim's always good for a laugh, just invite him out every few months then never talk to him in-between.' 'Tim's good for a bonk. Don't worry he never gets attached.' 'Tim will take it in stride. He always does.'"

    Having always used humor and sex as a deflection and a wall to keep people out, Gerry knows exactly what he means. He can't say he has a ton of people who would drop everything to be there when he's hurting. Not that he would drop his own act long enough to actually ask for the help anyway.

    He realizes this isn't at all what he thought. What he's seeing right now is something rare, an overlooked treasure. His favorite kind.

    "People always want me around to be fun and then they never want to be around me when I'm like..." Tim gestures at himself, "this."

    Before he can control himself, before he can suppress the thought, Gerry thinks, I do.

    Followed quickly by, Oh fuck.

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    Jon had a tendency to wander off as a child. He never realized he always went towards the coast.
    Years later, when he dives into the depths of Artefact Storage to confirm the existence of a mysterious red calliope, the proof of the statement's truth isn't all he finds. There's a box with a pile of brown-grey fur, and it's what he's been looking for.

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    Martin is the archivist, and some things change, and some things stay the same.

    Or; a look into the effects of kindness, bitchiness, unity, and manipulation.

    Strap in kids, it’s gonna be wild

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    “I’m eight.” The kid sniffs as if eight was any different from four, maybe not an unspeakable horror then, just a regular horror. “And I heard that the Magnus Institute deals with-” his little nose scrunches, cute. “-spooky things.”

    “Do you have a-” He cracks a grin, and then rethinks it as small hands tighten against their burden.”-spooky thing to deliver?” Gods he hopes not, it’s bad enough when adults walk in and lay out all of their baggage, but for a child-

    “There’s a spider in this book.” The kid says solemnly, raising his textbook sized parcel. “It ate Evan Pritchard.” a bloody fucking Leitner. Of course an eight year old would find a murder spider book. “This seemed like the best place to bring it.”

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    His heart lurches with relief when he feels one of Jon’s hands shift and renew its grip against him, and then Jon’s voice is in his ear. A whisper might be romantic if not for the roar of the not-wind consuming any noise quieter than a shout.

    “We’re about to land,” Jon yells. “I don’t think there’s—there isn’t space for me there. Fuck.”

    Ice pools in Martin’s gut at those words. “Don’t you dare—I swear it, Jon, if you’re trying to sacrifice yourself I will find you in the goddamn afterlife just so I can—”

    Jon starts to yell again, some frenzied rebuttal beginning halfway through Martin’s sentence, but he doesn’t hear it, and he doesn’t get the chance to ask Jon what he’s saying. From one blink to the next, Martin is—

    ⇠ ⚶ ⇢

    Or—Jon and Martin land in a new reality. Martin ends up in the place of his alternate self, but Jon... has to improvise.

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    i don't know how to title things lol

    ANYWAYS
    this fic is just JMart going to gravity falls so they can enjoy non-fear-related supernatural stuff.

    that's the best summary I can come up with

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    Somewhere Else, Jon can't seem to shake the strange apathy that now plagues his life. Everything reminds Martin of the end of the world. For a change of pace, he and Martin rent a campervan and go on a road trip. Their mission? To fulfill the 'bucket list' Martin made when he was eighteen and lonely. Jon's looking forward to the beach.

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    HELEN: Hello! Lovely day for a walk, isn’t it?

    BASIRA: If you don’t mind the screaming.

    HELEN: I don’t!

    BASIRA: I figured.

    Machinations of the Archivist, his assistants, and their new reality.

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    During Jon's coma, Jonah decides he is in the mood for a new body

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    The first thing Tim saw was the sky.

    That certainly wasn’t what he was expecting.

    Honestly, he wasn’t expecting to see anything at all. The last thing he remembered was pressing the button of the detonator in his hand.

    -
    2 months after the Unknowing, Tim wakes up.

    Jon doesn't.

    Can Tim pick up the pieces and answer the questions that are hanging over his head?

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    Why Jon stopped making fun of Martin.

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    I learned the phrase “horse: everyone knows what a horse is” is a common Polish phrase basically meaning “you’re making this too complicated” or “it’s obvious dude” and remembered Jon pretends not to know what animals are to embarrass Martin and my hand was forced.

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    Eight professional criminals. Fourteen mysterious artefacts. One impossible job.

    After the dissolution of the notorious criminal faction 'The Ghosts', Jonathan Sims is recruited for a series of heists by one of the most powerful men in New London- CEO of Magnus Incorporated, Elias Bouchard. With the help of Martin, Sasha, and Tim, he must face off against some of the most dangerous faces in the criminal underworld to complete the job and receive their payment. But when the team begin to unravel the mystery of their quarry, helped posthumously by one Gertrude Robinson, they begin to realise that there is much more than just money at stake.

    (The title is inspired by Ocean's 8, but the story is not based on the movie. I've never watched it.)

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    Jon reads a statement which infects him with a heat that threatens to consume him- unless he can manage to sleep with someone able to cancel it's affects. Elias offers his services, and Jon must make a choice.

    or

    Jon sputters. “Yes, but- but sex pollen? This is a fanfiction trope, not anything grounded in reality. There’s no reason for-”

    And then, as if it makes all the sense in the world, Elias leans in, and kisses him.

    Jon would be lying if he said he never thought of his boss this way before. Only idly, in the manner that anyone with an attractive boss might indulge in a midnight fantasy. He’d thought of the most basic of porn tropes; the performance review, begging for a raise or not to be fired. Each had fit Elias’ no nonsense attitude badly, like an untailored suit. He’d never quite imagined this.

     

    Comment for chapter 2!

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    What effects did love kindled in the dismal wasteland of the Lonely have?
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    "Jon..." he gasped again in agony, almost as if Jon's touch was a lance. "Stop...It's too much..."

    "Alright...take a minute..."

    Jon stayed kneeling by the man's side, this time purposefully using his sight to check on Martin's vitals. Most were still too high or too low, but the fever had come down. He watched Martin's pale fingers clutch at his abdomen so hard he must have left nail marks. Days before, they had both considered appendicitis, gallstones, a bowel obstruction...the entire list of medical issues that normal people get, but Jon would be able to determine if any of those ailments were causing Martin to feel like this. There was nothing either could think of besides withdrawal from the Lonely. His symptoms fit with those of an addict. They almost matched Jon's when he tried to go cold turkey from reading statements.

    It was clear that all those months Martin spent, with the aid of Peter Lukas, feeding into and off of the Lonely had damaged him. Months of pulling away from others...hiding away from any chance of being loved...

    Who knew it would take a physical toll on him as well?

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    What was a story but a sum of its parts? A beginning and ending, middle plot and the feelings it evoked in the process? The feelings of satisfaction, grief, or catharsis that came after? What was a story if not something that beside the feelings it gave the reader, something that could be left behind when it was over?

    A Guest for Mr. Spider was not a story.

    - Jonathan Sims has just started his second year of university, Gerard Keay has just attempted to sneak off for what may be the final time.

    The Web Tightens, Things Fall Into Place.

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    Martin Blackwood is, stupidly, infatuated with his boss, which is really nothing we didn't know already. He writes poetry to cope, and stares a lot.

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    ”Statement begins…” And then there is music.

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