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    A mysterious captain, a cat who seems to know more than a cat should, and spirits tied to the human world.
    This voyage was a lot more than they bargained for.

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    Etho felt a weird shiver run down his spine, this guy almost didn’t feel right...

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    He fell, he fell and he didn't stop falling until his body hit the salty surface of the water. The small golden watch he held in hand hand sunk to the ocean floor in silence as he stopped struggling.

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    Wreckage, that's all that was left. The brilliant white sails of the ship torn to ruins as whatever magic was holding her there now let her go.
    Not that she didn't like the ocean, it was just hard being trapped there forever.

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    Spirits, Ghosts, The Undead. Most people never went near the island, as it didn't end well for them. The singing of a Siren or the screech of a sea monster. One would draw you in whilst the other scared you out. Those who listened to the call found mutilated or killed, washed up on the shore of a main island by morning.
    But maybe these people simply entered for the wrong reasons.

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    The members of Hermitcraft wake up somewhere different. They wake up in a hardcore server with seemingly no way out… no way out until they complete their task; go through all the doors… The doors which seem to have the names of each hermit written above them… and the doors that some might want to avoid more than others.

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    “…There’s no clear sender…” X gulped,
    “Every room and you can leave.”

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    “Bdubs? Secrets? Preposterous!”
    Bdubs laughed but something seemed to drag him down from the inside.
    Bdubs? Secrets? Maybe not so unbelievable…

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    Grian watched as brown-purple tinted feathers flew everywhere. He didn’t want this, but you don’t always get what you want.

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    A younger version of Doc appeared on screen, but he seemed to be less robotic and green, and more… human. He didn’t appear very happy as he continued his countdown.
    “4… 3… 2… 1…”

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    “Maybe we’re not as human as we’d like to think.”

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    NOT A REAL PERSON FIC.
    NO SHIPPING OR ROMANCE WILL BE PRESENT IN THIS STORY.
    If anyone expresses that they are uncomfortable with this it will be taken down immediately, thank you for reading, this is just for the fun of it!

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    "You are nothing more than a monster, Grian."
    "Maybe you're right."

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    Grian has been running away for a long time. But when his past catches up to him and forces him to make a decision, everything starts to break.

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    Multiverse, absolute insanity, lots of Angst. If that sounds like it's for you, feel free to check it out.

    Starring: Innocent bird boi
    Big brother/sorta guardian Xisuma
    Very mad "totally just a friend" Etho
    Confused moustache man
    As well as many other characters, because there's lots of em

    (Any implied shipping in this story is only for story purposes, I don't ship any of the actual creators)

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    A collection of What If’s and scenarios set in meteor Effect

    That you the reader gets to ask for.

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    Ted crawled out of the void into Hermitcraft Season 8, a battered player separated from everyone he'd ever known, and was welcomed with open arms. These are his audio recordings from that time, a journal transcribed into written format, to document his experiences on the Hermitcraft server and the story of who he is and where he came from.

    Only knowledge of Ted or Hermitcraft required--if you know one, the rest will be explained for you.

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    When Dream attacks Tommy in Logestshire, Tommy runs. Badly injured, he somehow manages to slip between worlds and wakes up in a badlands biome, on a server far from home, with no other players in sight.

    The Hermits are surprised when a new player logs in, and confused when no-one's at spawn. Five days later, after waiting for the new player to introduce themselves, Xisuma uses his admin abilities to access their coordinates. He takes Impulse with him to welcome the new player to Hermitcraft, but instead of the beginnings of a base, they find something a lot more concerning.

    AU belongs to @pertrichormeraki on Tumblr. I just wanted to write something.

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    Tango wouldn't call himself the greatest guy around- not by a moral standpoint, at least. Any decent redstone genius has to get used to the implications of their actions, or quit before the guilt gets to them. He likes to joke about how redstone looks like blood. It eventually spiraled into practicing the occult. His family didn't miss him or his sins when he left out of the blue.
    To put it shortly, Tango is utterly alone, and he isn't going to respawn from this one.

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    Demise was supposed to be a game.
    A fun game for all the hermits to play.
    And it was.
    The whole undead part wasn't planned though.

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    This is a collection of oneshots from the Wormman AU. This AU is a modern AU of Hermitcraft/Hermit-adjacent, in which Zedaph is the superpowered hero Wormman. He lives in the city of Hermiton with his roommate and best friend Tango, and their neighbors/other friends are Impulse and Skizzleman. He works at the Hermiton Herald with reporters Xisuma and Dot, fellow photographer/cameraman Mumbo, and boss Cleo. The Herald is owned by ConCorp, headed by Cub.

    (These oneshots may not be in the exact order of events of the timeline of this AU.)

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    This is all the basic worldbuilding concepts that I will be using in most of my future works in this universe. This goes in depth into explanations of how I envision it all, and goes into the behind the scenes stuff that isn't super relevant to the actual stories, but interesting nonetheless. None of this is necessary to read the actual works, however a lot of this will probably be referenced, and this does basically just give me an excuse to go into way bigger detail than I probably ever would in terms of a story.

    requests for connected oneshots featuring certain characters or scenarios are welcome

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    bdubs woke up like he always does.
    but things were different- he was alone.
    they'd left without him.

    or at least that's what he thought.

    Credit to Lumina_Sky for helping me w the idea :D

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    Being violently thrown into another universe, stranded far away from Hermitcraft, hermits have to learn to live among super powered humans. And Hero society now has to deal with literal eldritch beings who keep creating shenanigans.

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    In which X recovers, gains a psychologist, opens up a little, survives attempted murder, and finally gets out of the facility. The world is so, so much bigger than he'd thought.

    (Set in Bee_4's Stuffed Bird AU)

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    Ren hadn't always worried about Doc, or about his sleeping habits, or about the epic grind they had been putting in this season; but everything has a price, and the long days and longer nights were beginning to take their toll.

    Or; Ren worries about Doc... Endlessly.

    Alternative Title; Scar becomes the therapist of the server, and no one seems to know just how.

    So... if I've managed to do this right, I've now unlisted this as anonymous, but please be aware that this is not my usual fandom if you are to go looking for other fics of this kind.

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    After the first execution and Shitty's revival, Penis runs to an emergency base he'd made thousands of blocks away. An emergency base that, for some reason, since he last went there, is now halfway inside a new world border.
    And someone who was out there to get more sand finds him.

    Basically: I don't know hermitcraft well enough to feel like I can write fanfic of it from the hermit's point of views, if at all, I want to write more PSMP fanfic and PSMP fanfic is obviously not fully taken seriously so if the characterization isn't entirely right it won't be terrible, and this idea's been floating around in my head for a little while so this exists now. Penisunavalible goes to hermitcraft.
    Also yeah I've decided to stop having my psmp fics be anonymous. this is my eighth one they're the main thing I'm writing right now I'm not going to hide anymore lol. sorry to everyone who's not in mcytblr who sees this

    Wooo! As of chapter 6 this is now the longest penis smp fanfic on ao3, as far as I know. That's poggers.

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    It was another normal day. Grian worked on his base. Mumbo hopped around. Scar died. Twice.

    And that's when the world broke.

    Now, Grian has a terrible secret, something connected to his distant past.

    He has risky encounters and even riskier adventures as the Hermits investigate what happened on that day, and try to uncover the truth behind what is happening on the server.

    Mystery, intrigue, betrayal, adventure. Memories forgotten and memories made.

    Because of one little decision, Grian's new story is about to take off.

    Updates every week on Wednesday (12:00am GMT)/Tuesday (7:00pm EST, 4:00pm PST)

    (Inspiration Credit: Grian, all the other Hermits, and members of Evolution SMP, who made the amazing videos for me to geek out about, Aayaptre, for inspiring me, my editor and partner in crime, UnTainted_Snail, all of the amazing artists who drew Watcher Grian, particularly Libitinawolf, _sora004/Mochii, yeepstera, and Stackofeggs/Crackin!, and last but certainly not least, thank YOU for reading this lil' ol' fanfic! I worked hard on this so don't read it all in one go, okay? Do your homework. Get some sleep. Eat. Go outside, for goodness' sake!)

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    First smut ever guys be nice. Exactly what it says on the tin, Imp and Zed being milked by tango, also there's horny potions involved. Courtesy of beloved mad scientist Zedaph.
    Ending if fast but this fic was already way longer than planned. This was supposed to be a meme! Anyways have my first ever porn, take it or leave it, I can't bring myself to hate it.

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    Sometimes, when you are so interested in something, you will get fixated on little details and it'll become hard to even realize that there is a world around you anymore.

    A fic where Grian is researching a case about all the murder cases that happened in his city and he slowly loses track of times, relationships and reality.

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    Mostly healed from his injuries, Scarpaw goes back to SkyClan with the resolve to become a medicine cat.

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    Grian goes missing and Xisuma has a guess on who could have caused it. The past is dragged up, and the server borders on chaos as the hermits attempt to save their friends however they can. New and old friends along with new and old enemies arrive to help and hinder the progress and the all the hermits have a difficult choice to make.

    (no schedule, but I update pretty often!)

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