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    Ted Spankoffski became the wealthiest executive in Hatchetfield overnight, ascending to a position in CCRP that baffles everyone in town.

    Despite being one of the most successful men known, Ted is known as the meanest man alive and treats everyone who crosses his path with indifference, caring only about his success, which often means that he deprives his employees of proper wages, and the chance to spend Christmas, a holiday he hates, with their families.

    Everyone everywhere is baffled by his success, but what they don't know is that it's all attributed to a dark deal from his past with an entity he is certain he imagined.

    But when the dreaded holiday emerges, and the demon he swore wasn't real has come to collect, Ted is visited by the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future to re-evaluate his own soul, and in doing so, possibly save it.

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    A Hatchetfield Christmas Carol AU!!

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    6/9
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    Kudos:
    31
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    Emma Perkins lived an okay life. A sort of rude life, and a bit of a bummer of a life. But she knows for sure that her place in the afterlife is not The Good Place. With the help of Paul Matthews, she tries to become a better person. But does torture await either way?

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    1/52
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    16 citizens find themselves in a strange building, then are told they're in a killing game. Who will survive the game, and who will succumb to the dark themes?
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    CW GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE AND DEATH IN FUTURE CHAPTERS. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO CONTENT LIKE THIS, PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!

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    66,860
    Chapters:
    10/20
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    12
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    3
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    262
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    Melissa and Zoey had been together for a long amount of time, and the majority of it was filled with cheerful laughter and nonsensical rivalries. But now Zoey is dead. And Melissa doesn’t know where that laughter has gone; so she begins to write letters to Zoey, wherever she may now be. And this, this is the first.

    Series
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    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    28
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    Paul and Emma are brought together in an unconventional way through loss. A story of their lives together through circumstances all more incredible than the last.

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    Another au about their first meeting and their lives together. Starts off very Paul-centric.

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    41,427
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    60
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    Ace Ventura is on the case! The eccentric pet detective has been called to Edge City by Stanley Ipkiss who’s loyal dog Milo has been dog-napped. While the two frantically search for Milo’s whereabouts, Ace also finds himself searching for the identity of a goofy green-faced man who has been intentionally crossing into Ace’s case.

    Overwhelmed with conflicted feelings that terrifies the pet detective, Ace will have to face the troubles of his past which he has repressed for so long. Restrained memories have a way of coming back to you one way or another.

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    2/?
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    5
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    Melissa spends a lot of time at Hatchetfield's community centre, why not make a friend?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    1
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    Day 1: Snow
    Something about the snow tomorrow seems off to Paul.

    Series
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    English
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    207
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    The Movie Clue, But with a Hatchetfield Twist!

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    2/?
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    3
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    1
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    "Between good and evil there's a thin line, darling.
    Between love and hate the line is thin too.
    When we cherish too much the despise,
    In fact what we despise is what we cherish the most..."

    Becky Barnes gets a scholarship in Sycamore, a very elite private boarding school, and she's excited to go on this new journey, but she gets the worse roommate there could be. Linda Freemont is a spoiled, bossy queen bee, who feels her privileges are threatened by this new girl. Who can tell what will surface when they clash against each other?

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    4/35
    Comments:
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    24
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    After Paul Perkins and Emma Matthews discover that they're expecting a baby, they do their best to cover up their real identities as a clone and an android to not alert the suspicious company Paul works for, also known as CCRP.

    However, as time goes on and Emma starts experiencing some strange symptoms over the course of her rather unexpected and inexplicable pregnancy, the two realize that there is more to their existence, their creators, and the truth behind their unborn child than meets the eye.

    This causes the couple to investigate several questions concerning them, CCRP, and their baby's existence, such as...

    How is this a possibility?
    What was the real reason for Emma's creation?
    And...Are they safe?

    Immediate follow-up to "We're Expecting Some Technical Difficulties"

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Paul just got dumped. He is a sad sack drunk mess at a party he didn't even want to go to, wherein he finds his ex-girlfriend with a new guy she's been seeing. Enter Emma, who is willing and ready to be a friend to a sad drunk boy she just met during a strange bathroom altercation. Neither one of them wanted anything in particular from this. As per usual, though, emotions don't exactly play out as they want them to.

    a fun lil college AU y'all.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    Ted broke up with Charlotte when he left for college. Six years later, on his return to Hatchetfield, he meets her again. Some things stick around.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/24
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    141
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    “Hello! So, we are going around tables to tell you the nominees for Homecoming court. Our nominees for Junior Prince and Princess are Emma Perkins,” Emma’s entire body jolted awake and looked at Jemilla in shock. “Paul Matthews,” his body jolted awake as well. “Jemilla Stepien, Zazzalil Roberts, Megan Gill, and Tootsie Megan.”

    Series
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    The Region of Hoppipfield used to be a peaceful one. But soon enough, strange things start to happen, beckoning the pokemon of Hoppipfield into the mystery dungeons scattered about the lands to find out more. Who is Team Grey? What connects Hoppipfield to the strange, disorienting dimensions of Ultra Space? What evils are lurking in the shadows? And what destiny have they written for the human who was brought to the pokemon world?

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    20,674
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    334
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    In the tiny town of Hatchetfield, volume is key. You want your voice heard? You have to make an impact. And one force, one that has been lying dormant for years, waiting for his turn, is ready to make one the town will never forget.

    Language:
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    44,471
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    700
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    Paul feels bad after a visit to his mother ends up with him being misgendered again. Luckily he has very accepting coworkers and a lovely almost girlfriend who cheer him up a bit.

    (might become a trans Paul oneshot collection)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    225
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    Melissa created a new chat

    Melissa renamed ‘Unnamed’ ‘You will suffer with me :)’

    Melissa added Paul, Charlotte, Bill +1 to ‘You will suffer with me :)’

     

    You will suffer with me :)

    11:42 am, 5th of June

     

    Ted: …

     

    Ted: What the fuck is this.

     

     

    It’s a dumb chatfic. It’s not even funny. It’s literally a bunch of words that somehow make somewhat coherent sentences.

    I can’t write summaries, can you tell?

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    489
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    4
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    28
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    2
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    146
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    I should really find a better name for this AU.

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    English
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    1,285
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    6
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    71
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    MAJOR NIGHTMARE TIME EP.2 SPOILERS - DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT AND INTEND TO AT SOME POINT
    In which a different man makes a different decision.

    edit: ^that was the original summary. Since the events of Nightmare Time are now pretty much common fandom knowledge, I'm gonna add a revised summary:

    A world in which a non-clone Paul kills the android Emma, whose origins have nothing to do with CCRP

    Language:
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    75,074
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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