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    Since her wedding, Anathema's relationship with her mother has been strained to say the least.
    Our favorite witch wants to mend bridges, and decides to travel to the USA with her family.
    She also asks her angelic and demonic friends if they want to tag along... for moral support.
    They do.
    Shenanigans definitely ensue.

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    God's a bit tetchy, and She always has been. She never thought She'd have to punish Her own angels, not after the Fall. What to do with a Heaven whose system doesn't work anymore? This calls for some new management and a bit of restructuring.

    Aziraphale just wishes someone had given him a warning instead of throwing him straight off the deep end.

    Crowley, for his part, really just wants Heaven and Hell to leave them both alone.

     

    OR--that time God said 'fuck it all' and decided to restructure Heaven.

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    Anthony Jaime Crowley has come to the bustling, Bohemian town of Tadfield to write the ultimate love song. There's just one problem. He's never been in love. But then he meets a set of Bohemians who embrace him as one of their own and take him to the Bird of Paradise, a club on the hill where anything is possible-for a price. It's there that Anthony meets 'Angel;' and his life will never be the same.

    Aziraphale 'Angel' Fell is the star attraction of the Paradise, both onstage and in bed. But he dreams of being a dancer, and maybe this handsome redhead can help. But all is not as it seems...

    In a world where love is for the highest bidder, can they trust their feelings to be true?

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    Aziraphale y Crowley, dos ex alumnos de Hogwarts, se han casado y formado una familia con nada menos que diez hijos. Terry, el mayor, está por empezar su último año, mientras que Crepa, la menor, va a comenzar el primero. La niña apenas puede contener su emoción ante la idea de volverse una verdadera bruja, pero, ¿las cosas serán como ella espera o su camino en Hogwarts será un reto demasiado grande?

    AU Good Omens x Harry Potter

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    Aziraphale tried not to stare. Bad enough that he’d been put in this mortifying position with a stranger; worse that the stranger was undeniably attractive, all fiery hair and sharp cheekbones and mesmerizing eyes. But that laugh took a face that had been handsome but forbidding and warmed it, like striking a match. Crowley had been uncomfortably alluring while cold with rage. In laughter, he was devastating.
    No, he had to stop this. The only thing more humiliating than what had already occurred would be if this stranger realized how very attracted he was.

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    Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
    When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.

    ***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***

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    "Well," starts Gabriel, wincing. "We would… take… Crowley… off your hands… so to speak."

    Beelzebub, ironically, takes exactly 0.666 minutes to process that statement, during which time Gabriel sits in uncomfortable silence and glares at where the traitors are feeding ducks across the park.

    "You mean take him back?" the Prince of Hell finally demands, completely incredulous. Gabriel nods once, the motion tight. It’s impossible. It’s unprecedented. It’s-- "Bullshit!"

    (or: the technically-canon-compliant roleswap fic.)

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    Once Upon A Time…

    There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower. And a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.

    The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.

    Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…

    Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.

    The smut isn’t until later chapters.

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    Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want.

    That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner.

    Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail.

    Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected...

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    Azira Zale Fell and Anthony James Crowley meet in 1988. They fall in love and face a world that tries at every turn to tear them apart. Through the obstacles constantly thrown at them, they always love each other most, even if circumstances, a short-lived forced marriage, and an alcohol-induced/heartbroken driven one-night stand make that hard to see.

    In 2012, their daughters, Ashtoreth Jane Crowley and her best friend Azira Zelena Fell are in college and have been best friends since before birth. But that's to be expected when you've been raised by single fathers who are also best friends

    Anthony and Azira have lived a lifetime hiding their happiness behind an unwanted marriage and mistakes. Now as the older Azira Fell is facing the end of his life, Anthony Crowley is at his side.

    And perhaps their children can openly claim the life and love which their fathers were denied.

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    So to sum it all up, this is set in the Good Omens universe except Crowley and Aziraphale are humans. Nothing much changes, Aziraphale still has the bookshop and Crowley still has the Bentley, except now Crowley has a job at a flower shop, and Aziraphale made enough money as an author to run an old book shop for fun. They're the main focus here. Idk. I'm tired.

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    Gabriel has gone missing, which is troubling. More troubling, the armed forces that did the spiriting seem to have some sort of technology that blocks miracles altogether. But why? To what end? To where? And how many cryptids are in this place?

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    “It’s Gabriel: he’s gone.”

    Crowley pondered that for just a fraction of a second before he snickered. “First God, then Lucifer, now Gabriel too? Good riddance. Can’t help you out with killing him though, conflict of interest I think. I would, but -”

    “I don’t want you to kill him, you idiot. I need you to find him.”

    That was unexpected enough to give him a start, and he squinted back down through the window, this time at the fuzzy top of the oversized fly (hat? He’d never been sure) on Beelzebub’s head. “What?”

    “I’m not shouting the entire bloody situation at you through the door.”

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    The meeting in Eden’s garden didn’t happen as expected. After this, Aziraphale and Crowley became enemies, fighting each other’s during the many human wars and conflicts, since they are the only agents permanently assigned on Earth. They are not much appreciated by their respective sides because they are now too human but they are essential in order to keep operating and protecting their other agents.
    During this summer of 2008, a big occurrence gets started, the Antichrist is born and he was entrusted to his family. The Apocalypse is starting. This shouldn’t have changed a thing for our two protagonists and yet…

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    Crowley is given one last chance to save his floundering acting career when he is offered a role in a new musical adaptation of the beloved book, "The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch." Unfortunately, he'll be acting opposite Aziraphale, the ex he hasn't spoken to in over a decade and with whom he is definitely not still in love. When Crowley's past comes back to haunt him, he and Aziraphale must decide whether to repeat their actions from years prior, or to take their unexpected second chance and try again.

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    11/?
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    Newton Pulsifer hugged his fiancée one more time.
    “It’s just that she doesn’t know,” Anathema said.
    “Well, that’s the whole point of today, isn’t it?” replied Newt. “We meet her, you introduce me, we tell her. And then she knows.”
    ---
    It’s not easy to introduce your mother to your hereditary enemy.

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    Three years after Rosie was born, Crowley didn't think more tragedy could befall him.
    That was before he heard the latest story on the news. The story of a murder, and several familiar names.

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    22/?
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    This is NOT the Big One yet! But things are churning. The fate of the world might be in danger. Again.

    Fortunately, there's Crowley and Aziraphale to help... what? Thwart? Except this time, they're at a decided disadvantage: they're human now. Which means they can keep their ears to the ground all they want, but they have no direct channels to the powers that be, and now powers of their own. They might not even be able to perceive things happening, but it wouldn't do at all for them just to sit and watch, now would it? But if they do try to help, what will the consequences be for them, and for Adam?

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    12/?
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    Convicted art thief Antoinette Crowley is fresh out of prison, fresh out of a marriage, and determined to settle an old score with one last heist. She’s certainly not going to be distracted by the reappearance of a face from the past. That would be entirely counterproductive.

    (I read a lot about art heists for this fic, please indulge me.)

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    Chapters:
    3/12
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    16
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    11
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    3
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    She's hiding in apocalypses. This might be the most interesting one yet.

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    4/?
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    6
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    Good and Evil cannot literally touch each other. If angels and demons try to get close, they would hurt each other to the point of being consumed: it is a fact. That is why the Kingdoms of Good and Evil - with their respective armies - live and work at a safe distance, entrusting humans with the task of fighting each other in an endless series of battles.

    In this sharply divided world based on such certainties - a distracted guardian, a messy beast, and a bunch of unconvinced humans - will discover what it means to be right in the middle.

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    1/?
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