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    What would you do if you were able to bake yourself the perfect man? It sounds ridiculous, right? Humans are not made of dough, most certainly not.

    Well Ga On was foolish enough to try, afterwards everything went to hell....

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    GLaDOS and Wheatley despise each other more than anything. GLaDOS and Wheatley understand each other better than anyone. Aside from the fact that Wheatley was made to be related to GLaDOS, this can only mean one thing. They are siblings.

    Glyds pulls Wheaterz out of the sky like a big pizza pie that's amore~ And they (plus Chell) go on an adventure through Aperture Laboratories. There's much to discuss, much to philosophize on, much to freak out about, and many, MANY excuses to be dramatic.

    This should be fun.

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    Chapters:
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    The rain tickles down his face. He looked at the older man's face as it gets paler with dust, and redder with blood. Who cries for the one that tries to carry him back to leave him be. He begs to be left to die. So that they all can flee to safety.

    Guess God really plays his ultimate card on them all.

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    6/?
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    When Rammy comes home from a long day of school, she decides to vent to her adoptive mother about her frustrations.

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    A place to put my pieces surrounding the Imperium AU / Echotober videos.

    I'll add more tags if I write more for it!

    Suggestive, Darker Content Ahead.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    There is no use to keep exhuming what is meant to come assunder. Nothing seems to last forever, except the memories and experiences brought by those who lay. Yet, a Dragoon Knight has the task and a desire to rebuild everything as it was once before, including the revenant who is tied to her by a lack of what was once his identity.

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    20/?
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    A Goretober version of my other oneshot book. All these oneshots are different stories and not connected.

    I'm not that good at writing gore, but there will be some really disturbing things. THE CHAPTERS WON'T HAVE WARNINGS, KEEP AN EYE ON THE TAGS!

    (Only about the characters, not the CCs)

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    Chapters:
    16/31
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    'He opened his eyes, pushing through to the surface, gasping like a drowning man. He was drenched in cold sweat and his muscles spasmed from the tension in them. He looked at his door, closed. Everything seemed just as when he had closed his eyes. A few half-unpacked boxes and a chair stood by the window. Nothing much else was in the room.....'

    This has way more domestic fluff in it then it sounds...it's a damn fluffy love story.

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    Thinking he'd successfully gotten away with yet another ritualistic murder, a young cultist is shocked to discover his latest victim roaming the earth once more - as a yamask. To keep his crimes from being exposed, he seeks to kill her again, but finds that dealing with ghosts is never that easy. Especially for those with minds already breaking.

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    Tailgate has been struggling with his inner-demons over his feelings for Cyclonus. It's starting to affect him mentally.

    Cyclonus and his team, the Crusadercons are given an assignment by Megatron to take down a high value target. All methods are allowed, no restrictions are given. Cyclonus and his crew must make sure their target is eliminated with the help of a new recruit.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Akane Kurashiki will always be the one who ran once she got what she wanted.

    And Junpei has to find out why.

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    29/?
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    Sequel for Turning the Blade. Struggling with guilt and injuries that won't heal, Leonardo tries to deal with the aftermath. There is no place for him if he can't fight, so he has to find a solution – but it seems that a solution has found him instead.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    "I feel your soul is troubled", his smooth voice came out of the darkness.

    "Eat it then!", Artemii hissed without turning in his direction.

    Of course there was no answer. Sin never answered his aggression, not while he was still needed.

    But he had felt the god's hunger, had felt his pull on the exile's soul. Once Kitava was no more he would have no reason to control himself anymore.

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    This is a work for a collection of horror ficlets about μ's, Aqours, and Niji that will (hopefully) be updated occasionally for October 2021. These ficlets will fit the prompts given by the IFHeaven discord server.

    1 ("Amber"): Amber Marbles | μ's 2nd-years
    2 ("Bat out of Hell"): MakiRinPana Test Their Courage | μ's 1st-years
    3 ("Iris"): Dragged to Idol Hell | Aqours 3rd-years (though they're in their first year)
    4 ("Body Swap"): Not Hers | Aqours 2nd-years
    5 ("Bones"): Still Dreaming | Nijigasaki 3rd-years

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
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    Vanya was at the end of playing Phantom of the Opera-
    Wait...
    Hadn't she already done this?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    It was a cruel twist of fate really, well maybe not fate exactly but cruel nonetheless.
    Playing the villain is fun, but having to face that villain knowing that now it’s all real…? No that wasn’t.
    He was a streamer, not a soldier. What the hell was he supposed to do?!

    Or for an unforeseen, impossible twist of fate Wilbur ends up in the DSMP Universe, and has to find a way to get back to our universe while trying to survive, protect c!Tommy and maybe stop his character from incurring in the ending he wrote for him.

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    107/?
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    Kelda thought her life was boring until she has a run-in with one of the very assassins her Uncle wants dead.

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    23/?
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    "Listen, there isn't much time. I've made huge mistakes, and I don't know who I can trust anymore." Ford explained as he went to walk past Stan, turning the head of a skeleton as he did.

    "Hey," Stan said with concern, placing a comforting hand over his brother's shoulder. "Easy, there. Let's talk this through, okay?"

    He could feel the way Ford's muscles tensed under his fingertips and how he brought his free hand to rest over his stomach, as if protecting it. Stan's furrowed slightly in confusion of the act before his twin whirled around to face him.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    61
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    "
    Sidestepping his piles of dust, he returns to the kitchen. Ranboo fills another glass with water, and stares out the window. There is… snow. Outside. And the ocean and some trees. A farm. These are all things he has seen before, but they aren’t really registering, and by the time he’s left the kitchen, he’s already forgotten that he saw them in the first place. He walks through the entire downstairs, frowning at the piles on the floor and wondering when someone will clean those up.
    "

    or, its been a long night, and left to his own devices, ranboo's mind gets away from him

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    "Ay, kiddo, you can clock out for toni- What the fuck happened to you?"

    Purpled straightened hurriedly, taking a step back at the intrusion. Schlatt stood in the doorway, hair held back in a stupid headband.

    It took a few seconds for Purpled to realise that Schlatt was staring at his jaw, furrowing his eyebrows pointedly at the dark bruise over the pale skin. Feeling somewhat defensive, Purpled took a small step forward, head held high. "That's none of your business." He stated stubbornly, folding his arms over his chest to h̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶d̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶ look more intimidating.

     

    In which, Purpled lets himself
    rely on others after years of only
    having himself.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
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