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    Harry is one of Peter’s best friend, hell he was his only friend so why would he go and develop a crush on the guy?

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    young heroes group chat very gay and very cliche.

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    It wasn't a surprise to May Parker that her sweet nephew Peter Parker presented as a submissive the summer before his senior year of high school.

    Peter. With his gentle eyes, willingness to please (sometimes to a fault), and polite 'sirs' and 'ma'ams'. Yes, May wasn't surprised. However, her eyes did get a little damp as Peter looked at her with eager trepidation. He's grown so much, more a man than a boy at this point and May couldn't have been prouder.
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    "Hold on now, wait, wait." MJ paused as her father reviewed the paperwork. He gave her a small nod, a proud smile following. "Of course, my headstrong baby girl. Always been special, should've known you'd beat the odds."

    She didn't feel special. She felt, well, uprooted. There were so many expectations and assumptions that came with a designate besides neutral. Between college admissions and finishing up senior year, this was just something she really didn't want to deal with. "It's not that big of a deal. It's just, it's just what it is..."

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    Standing above the thief was Spider-Man. Peter had never seen him in person before, only in grainy photos and blurry internet videos. He looked… well, he looked amazing.

    AU where Peter has no powers, and Parker is Spider-Man.

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    “Do all Asgardians like pop tarts?”
    “Not that I know of, why?”
    “My dad actually keeps a giant box full of them labeled Thor."

    OR:The Avengers are coming to NYC for a meeting. King T’Challa, the Guardians, Thor, and their respective teenagers.

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    Peter groaned and held his side in pain as he tried to get his body in gear again. He ignored the fact that there was blood leaking out of his mouth at the moment, how his ribs were digging into his stomach rather painfully and how everything out of his left eye was rather fuzzy.

    He had bigger things to worry about at the moment.

    From his position kneeling down on the ground, he couldn't see much. He could still hear the fighting all around him, the laboring breaths of heroes on the ground, trying to get back up and fight.

    He could even hear some heartbeats start to stutter and slow down, some even stopping entirely.

    This fighting had to stop, they couldn't lose anymore people, Peter couldn't lose anymore people he cared about.

    That's when it clicked...

    Or-Peter has to make a choice, save the universe and his family, or allow Thanos to win, a second time.

    Not really a hard choice now, was it?

    *I DON'T OWN MARVEL*

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    the avengers & co on social media can only mean a mess and a very tired pepper

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    *Spoilers for No Way Home

    Tony opened the door, his mouth lay agape, his eyes stuck on the scene in front of him:
    Dr. Strange with three toddlers in his arms, all three wearing oversized spidermen costumes.
    “It’s your wards fault.”

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    the three spider bros turn into kids because stephen has a heart

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    Steve Rogers doesn't have very many friends. Peter Parker doesn't either. So when they meet each other and immediately click, what ensues in the most unconventional, somewhat chaotic friendship to ever grace New York. Because if they don't draw out the most impulsive and unorthodox side of you, are they really your best friend?

    OR: Peter Parker coincidentally meets Steve Rogers in a park, doesn't recognize him, and bonds with him over art and Star Wars. After finding out they have a lot more in common than either ever would've expected, how can they not become best friends? Steve is lonely and has a shockingly low self-esteem, and Peter is determined to fix that at any cost. And Steve, well, he's pretty sure this is as close to parenthood as he's ever going to get.

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    Working through their issues, Flash and Peter learn things about each other and themselves. They soon learn that they actually enjoy each other's company. Now it's just up to them not dying or being stupid to bring them together.

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    Tony Stark was a kind man. He wasn't perfect by any means, he was flawed. But kind nonetheless. So it was not that shocking to Pepper and the Avengers when he'd 'adopted' an intern. It was a surprise in a different sense that it was Tony—Freaking—Stark. He may be kind enough to do something like it, but most people wouldn't imagine it actually happening. It's not like he'd really adopted the kid, he simply was...protective to say the least.

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    Peter has a girlfriend and Tony finds out about this a little late.

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    Peters had it rough since the start, but he didn’t expect it to get worse- seriously luck wasn’t on his side!…well that is until a billionaire takes a liking to both his superhero self and science nerd self.

    Tony doesn’t die in this fic because my frail heart can’t take it but this is till pretty sad….enjoy!

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    Peter Parker never considered himself special. Maybe, yeah, having radioactive blood and spider-like abilities makes him different and his vigilante career is out of the norm and fine, yeah, he's on the autism spectrum. Call that "special" if you want. But under all that, he's a regular college student juggling three jobs, an internship, a sad mockery of a social life, and saving the city day and night. The usual stuff.

    So when he somehow catches the eye of a casually gorgeous country boy with an accent that could turn even Aunt May's brick-hard mashed potatoes to mush, he's only thrown for a minute before he writes it off as a fluke. What could a guy like that see in a guy like him anyway?

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    farah MET THE PUNISHER @catgirlfarah
    i was walking with my dog today and the FREAKING PUNISHER asked me if he can pet him. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

    mike @donewithyourbs
    r/thathappened

    Daredevil @daredevil
    That's nothing comma once he gave up a couple million dollars to save a dog period
     
    farah MET THE PUNISHER @catgirlfarah
    WHAT

    Frank Castle @thepunisher
    shut your trap, Red, before I'll do it for you

    ***

    Frank gets Twitter. It goes different than he expected.

    T for language

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    Cindy shook her head. “Is this a fetish thing? It’s gotta be a fetish thing.”

    Spider-Man slinked his way toward the pole, starting out slow and sultry just like everyone else. He was getting the crowd warmed up.

    He probably didn’t need to be warmed up, considering the fact that he wasn’t showing much skin. No skin at all, actually.

    Spider-Man was about to dance in a full-body spandex suit.

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    Mr. Iron Man Sir: Why does everyone call me Stark with so much venom?
    Underoos: funnily enough thats actually foreshadowing
    Mr. Iron Man Sir: What?
    Underoos: what
    Mr. Iron Man Sir: …Never mind.

    Bet you guys didn't expect to see me again so soon>:3 Set right after PPAHRWL, but if you haven't read it all you need to know is that all the characters are happy and Thanos doesn't exist bc I felt like it [insert evil laughter]

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    Beter Parkour
    yall awake?
    Nedward
    y are u awake peter
    Beter Parkour
    cus y not
    also had like 5 nightmares last night
    fun right
    Nedward
    u need therapy bro ngl
    Beter Parkour
    yes yes i do
    wheres mj
    Nedward
    prob sleepin bro
    unless us they sleep
    cus she dont have trauma pft
    Beter Parkour
    would love dat shiz no joke
    wanna call bro? we can binge vine comps

    A open poly avengers/marvel fic with twitter, irl, and discord chat chapters-
    honestly i made this at 5am so-

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    mr.stork: hey @biderman what is your status????

    biderman: what like on where I am?

    mr.stork: no on discord

    biderman: oh
    biderman: OH

    biderman: you don’t wanna know
    biderman: but I will say this
    biderman: shuri

    bunky: makes sense

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    “Doctor, I found a potential problem-” Peter was cut off as Otto rose from the ground in front of him, the robotic tentacles that were attached to him lifting him up like he was no heavier than a pound.

    “Everything has problems if you look hard enough,” he took a drink from his cup, and high alcohol intake while using the arms was added onto Peter’s mental fear list. “Fortune often favours the bold, Peter.”

    He looked down at the ipad, at the severe problems, and tried to speak again. The bright, red flashing letters that spelt out “DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY!” stared at him out of the corner of his eye.

    or

    another way that the scene could've gone. what if otto was far more gone that we believed he was?

    title from one another - mac demarco

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    Peter's world shatters when Aunt May gets hit by a car and dies on impact, leaving him alone and terrified. Drifting in a daze of grief, he's stunned when Aunt May's estranged half brother, Eddie Brock, drops everything to come to New York for him in light of the horrible news. Though armed with awkward smiles, stupid jokes, and warm head-pats that make Peter feel a little like a house cat, Peter's spidey-sense tells him there's more to his uncle than meets the eye.

    The way Eddie talks to himself when he thinks he won't be overheard, the way Peter's instincts warm him of something powerful lurking nearby, and the distinct smell of something not quite of this world... Peter is pretty sure he just scored two uncles for the price of one. He's just not sure how to bring it up; especially when he's pretty sure whatever's inside Eddie can sense is spider mutations.

    OR: Eddie and Venom clumsily navigate uncle-hood, Peter is Spiderman and doesn't know how to break the news, and none of them know what the actual fuck is going on.

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