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    Childe is sent to pursue the Electro Archon's Gnosis, and he has every intention of doing anything but THAT.

    Preview from chapter 4~

    Lumine heartily disliked the practice of ‘scarfing’ down food like a homeless person. Paimon was a diligent practitioner of the scarfing arts. She has a brown belt in ingurgitate no Jutsu, a masters degree in applied gastronomy and a PhD in polishing off plates so perfectly, they positively looked uneaten off of. Lumine made bets with Paimon occasionally. The first was 5 million morae that this pixie would make a Vegas all-you-can-eat-buffet her bitch, and 12 mora that the pixie could spell ‘gastronomy’

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    Jason's days having been filled with anything exciting since he ascended Mt. Othrys and destroyed the Black Throne of Kronos, and single-handedly vanquished Krios. Despite having graduated from the University of New Rome, Jason was unable to find a job in his field. Not wanting to go home to Camp Jupiter, and needing to make ends meet, Jason took a job in a call center. He spends his days bored and wishing for something more, and the guy that keeps calling in sounds like a disaster. But he's funny, sarcastic - there's never a dull moment when he calls in. Jason has spent the last six months thinking about him, and half hopes that he calls in that day just to brighten it up. But how can he feel this way? He's never even met the guy before? He had to stop thinking about Percy Jackson; he had to.

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    Pretty much what the title says, 100 ways to say I love you done with TimKon. The prompt list is from Tumblr and each chapter title will be the prompt. Enjoy reading! :D

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    Literally just Bakugou and Todoroki being dudes, friends, boyfriends, you name it.

    These are short and sweet doses of humor through the interactions between Bakugou and Todoroki.

     

    Disclaimer:
    - All credit for the lovely BNHA/MHA characters used goes to Horikoshi Kohei.
    Note:
    - None of the chapters are linked to each other unless stated otherwise.

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    It's five years later and Levi can't believe it. Trapped together in a malfunctioning elevator was himself and his ex fiance, Erwin Smith.

    It wouldn’t have been a bad thing, if Erwin hadn’t cheated on him five years ago.

    Or so he thought.

    updated weekly.

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    See, the truth of the world is that not all men are created equal. This is a cruel truth that has been around since before and after the age of quirks began. Izuku knew this better than anyone considering he was of the dwindling percentage of those who are born without a quirk.

    With the stress of that status hanging around his neck, it's not a surprise when he finally snaps. After all, a fist can still punch quirk or no quirk.

    ****or***

    A rainy day and a cat cafe can change the course of a lot of events.

     

    (Please do not post my work onto other sites and platforms.)

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    Who said you couldn't feel pain in dreams?
    Who said you actually had to be asleep to be dreaming?

    Izuku's nightmares were getting worse and a little bit too realistic, but it didn't matter cause it wasn't going to stop him from being a hero!
    But... What if one of those kept him from leaving school and being attacked by the sludge villain? What if he never met All-might?

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    The one where it all started with betrayal. A meeting that later grew into a partnership no one expected. In the end, they both will have their Nation of Zaun. Or will they?

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    The tragic nature of Hope's Peak sparks to life once more to wreak incredible havoc among fifteen new students in the United States of America. Nestled in the center Staten Island, Hope's Peak Institute is the site of a brand new killing game. Some will kill, some will die, but everyone will change, in one way or another. (WIP - 1/8)

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    Severus Snape and Petronella Blishwick, not only found an unexpected love in each other, but an even more unexpected desire to care for the boy-who-lived; Harry Potter.

    The odd little family have evolved a tenuous trust, overcome challenges, and faced enemies together. Now Severus and Petronella plan to adopt Harry and build a home together, but they will face opposition and challenges both internal and external.

    Petra's elemental powers are growing. Severus is learning about his family history. Harry is on the brink of having what he always wanted - a family.

    Sirius Black, in the meantime, has been fighting his own demons, praying for escape, and has only two desires in this world: save Harry Potter, and take revenge on his enemies.

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    Remus Lupin was proud to say that he was very normal, thank you very much.

    He was a shy ten-year-old with brown hair, hazel eyes, and a very skinny frame. He liked to read and memorize 19th-century poetry, even though he wasn't very good at memorizing things. He owned exactly seventeen socks—yes, he had counted. Frequently.

    Oh, who was he kidding? Remus Lupin was not normal whatsoever, even by wizarding standards. In fact, he was probably the most abnormal child in the area—in the country—on the continent—in the world? He wouldn't be surprised.

    Normal, his mum always said, was overrated.

    Normal, his dad always said, was a myth.

    It didn't matter what normal was, though; not really. Whatever is was, Remus Lupin wasn't it.

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    A servant girl in the home of Count d'Alencon has her monotonous life interrupted by the Count's guest of honor, a rich and conniving playboy with exceptionally good hair. She soon finds out that Jacques Le Ren is simultaneously the most demanding and interesting man she's ever had the pleasure/displeasure of meeting.

    NOTE: The female character has, essentially, Rey's backstory and Rey's traits. I named her something else, though. I think she can very easily be either Rey or OC, depending on what you prefer. I also left identifying details intentionally vague so you can self-insert if she happens to be close enough to you in personality. Do what you want.

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    Luz has always been an outsider, so when Eda offers to get her into a good school it seems like a great opportunity. Eda forgot to mention that it was a magic school. Luz catches on quickly and hijinks ensues.

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    Without her support animal, Lexa is forced to adapt and better herself for her newfound love, Clarke. A continuation from the My Roof, My Rules series. Rated M for later chapters.

    As always, if you relate and you feel like this is your story, even just a piece of it, drop a comment. I love hearing it. If you want to see something in particular, drop it in the comments. I like taking you guys into consideration.

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    “By the way, I’m Ku-”

    “Kuroo Tetsurou,” Kei supplies for him. “I know.”

    “Oh.”

    Kei glances at him and tries not to notice anything but he notices everything. Because it’s Kuroo Tetsurou and Kuroo Tetsurou is a loud dancer who has a loud presence, even when he’s just sitting on a bench on Nekoma’s campus. It’s his black hair that’s everywhere all at once, it’s his all-black outfit, his black painted nails and the small black gauges in his ears, all of which that make Kei think of a certain AC/DC song. It’s the piercing on his brow, the way he’s sitting with his long legs stretched out in front of him and the bright smile that crashes with his intimidating look. Everything about Kuroo Tetsurou screams.

    “Have you at least heard good things about me?”

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    To be born with a single purpose that will carry you through your whole life is what it is to be Human. You're expected to lay down everything for your bonded, face any challenge. But when the thread binding you to that purpose is severed, what do you do with the pieces?
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    Luz has always been different from her peers. Too aggressive and too fixated on a fantasy world out of her reach. Nothing was able to change that and nothing ever would. But when she follows an owl into an old cabin, she realizes that maybe it isn't such a bad thing.

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    When a guild job goes wrong, Karol, Raven, and Yuri must survive escaping the Weasand of Cados while dealing with dwindling supplies, falling rocks, and a tenacious crab in order to escape the cave. Sounds pretty tense, right? Well, you'd be surprised with how light-hearted the Vesperia boys can be even when stuck underground and surrounded by monsters. They even get to have a couple of much-needed talks along the way.

    Post-Game fic, Spoilers. A found-family fic that has its slow-paced moments and culminates in becoming an actual family.

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    Bella Swan is not like the other girls: unless they also constantly experience things that they can't explain, like stranger with fangs trying to kill them in a bookstore or their Literature teacher turning into a monster, and get expelled for burning down the school gym. After seven years of believing she was crazy, the truth is revealed to Bella and she finds herself moving in with her father, Charlie, in Forks, Washington. One day, she meets Edward Cullen, a mysterious yet highly attractive guy, and their relationship leads Bella to a journey of self-discovery, love... and several complications, as it seems impossible for them to be together - but they can always dream about rewriting the stars.

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    A woman with the temper of the devil and a plan along with ambition, somehow ends up in 1899 and has a plan what to do in her life. As corona has destoroyed her way of life back home, she now get a second chance to do what she likes. Fashion and she'll use whatever lies and other methods to get her way.

    But what is more important, money and fame, or is it something else out there that she hasen't realised yet?

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    "Why is it *always* you!" Dynamight looked very much annoyed.

    Shinya rolled his eyes, "Trust me. I'm starting to ask myself the same thing."

    "What's *that* supposed to mean!?"

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