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    The FBI finds out the supernatural is actually real, and has to call upon the world’s experts: the Supernatural cast and crew.

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    "I'm coming over. I'll be there in 10, okay? You better not still be crying when I get there."

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    She’d let the Devil into her life. She’d partnered with him, rode around in a car with him, let him help her solve crimes, let him play games with her daughter, ate lunch with him, let him bring her coffee and lemon bars in the morning, had actually gone on a date with him.

    And oh, yeah.

    So dating the Devil would definitely come up on Judgment Day. So would…

    “I only fucked him the one time.”

    St. Peter looked down his nose at her. “Six, actually.”

    “You mean the blowjob counted, too?”

    St. Peter nodded. “’Fraid so.”

     

    90% of life is just showing up, said Woody Allen. So what happens if Lucifer shows up for the date in Season 2, instead of standing Chloe up? What if the date goes really well, and there's candles and dancing and naked stuff? What possible obstacles could there be to a relationship between the two?

    Yeah, right.

    Timelines be damned, a humorous, heartbreaking, and smutty mashup of Seasons 2, 3, and 4.

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    Akira Kurusu has been wronged by this distorted world. He is damaged, but not broken by the unfairness of his life. Sumire Yoshizawa is a gymnast who has fallen into depression due to her sister Kasumi overshadowing her. The two teens find each other and push forward to right the wrongs of this world, and with their friends, fight hard as the rebellious Phantom Thieves. At the same time, Akira needs to remember to be a good student, and protect his new friends and relationships!

    But underneath it appears that something else is brewing. A mystery from the Velvet Room, a memory once thought to be lost forever, and the return of a once dead Arcana...

    Takes place one month (February) before his first semester at Shujin. An alternate story where both Yoshizawas are involved.

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    the ALPHAS 🤬🤬🤬
    the ALPHAS 🤬🤬🤬
    the ALPHAS🤬🤬🤬
    5:37 pm

    Padfoot: I.
    Padfoot: Am.
    Padfoot: In.
    Padfoot: Emotional.
    Padfoot: Distress.
    Padfoot: He’s so hottt

    Prongs: How bad is it

    Padfoot: ...it’s gonna be a summer wedding

    Prongs: wow
    ________________________________
    Modern muggle AU about the Marauders+
    they're all gay (obviously)

    (I do not support JK Rowling or any of her problematic statements)

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    There is a creature in the middle of the woods that cries for its mother; a faery bound to a tree in a clearing.

    There is a man who can see beyond glamour and beyond lie.

    There is a prophecy of a boy with hair like moss and a prince with a crown of horns and the time is running low.

    This ends one way or another and the man that wanders the woods is the one to decide.

     

    This work is finished. Updates every Friday.

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    Linden swings by Holder's empty dojo for a post-run shower and fresh clothes. Suddenly longing for rest -- and maybe another type of release -- she lets herself soak in Holder's tub for a "quick" hot bubble bath. Holder comes home and finds her that way.

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    Presenting my take on Grease 2 (a favorite guilty pleasure of mine!); the main characters are a bit OC, and some new characters have been thrown into the mix, with more depth and some back stories added, along with historical accuracy. I guess because I couldn't help myself, but don't worry, everyone ends up with who they're supposed to be with! The road there, though, is bumpy.

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    After Defeating the Galactic Federation, The council Of Ricks, and successfully gaining control over his family, Rick Sanchez celebrates with a night of drunken rivalry across the multiverse. However, in his drunk state, Rick accidental teleports himself away from the infinite curve, and ends up in a universe with the two things he hates so much, God and Magic.

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    In 2021, a documentary crew gained access to a highly secretive society.

    They were granted protection by the subjects of the film and wore crucifixes while recording.

    This is what they witnessed.

    (In other words, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Craig are vampire housemates and supernatural shenanigans ensue as they try to cope with their daily (nightly) lives)

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    You hate working for the Fatui. You hate working for Scaramouche. And you just… hate Scaramouche.

    He’s two-faced, incorrigible, insensitive, and has an atrocious personality. Unlike yourself, he enjoys hurting others simply because he can. You know he only recruited you because he believes you have the potential to be a killer. You didn’t join the Fatui because you WANTED to, you joined because you needed the resources. You don’t want to be turned into a weapon, but Scaramouche doesn’t care.

    You really… REALLY hate him.

    {Also on Wattpad and Quotev under the same name}

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    When the new Bartender comments about Murdoc's snoring after a one-night-stand, Murdoc decides to get his broken nose fixed. Now, he's able to breathe-- and smell-- for the first time, and he quickly learns how rancid his lifestyle is. His newfound fifth sense becomes both a blessing and a curse.

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    “And really,” Jenkins added, his eyeroll visible through the visor on his full-body protective suit, “Eros Spores are basically harmless; it’s not like you’re going to die.”

    There was a pause as four Librarians and one Guardian could only stare at him, dumbfounded, through the thoroughly-barricaded doors.

    “Really!” he continued. “The nature of the spores is to sort themselves out on their own, so to speak, no lasting damage to worry about. I’ll be back to check on you all in, oh, three hours should do it?”

    When the team gets doused with mysterious magical sparkles, things start to heat up—literally. Now they’re quarantined in the Annex with only each other for company... Who knows what they might get up to?

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    Crowley chuckles in amusement. "Oh, now you're playing the blushing virgin? There's no need for that, sweetheart." Slowly, he leans forward, whispering in Aziraphale's ear. "I already know that you're a little slut... who would have thought that such an innocent little angel could have such a dirty mouth?"
    Aziraphale blushes heavily, feeling Crowley's hot breath on his skin. How the hell did I get myself into this?!

    or

    On his way to meet his online date in a café, Aziraphale Fell realizes that the guy he has been chatting with is his new and hated neighbour Anthony Crowley. And on top of it all, Crowley suggests that they could start a friends with benefits relationship.

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    A chance encounter and a digital connection.
    Convicted murderer and slightly chaotic mixologist on a bumpy route of connection and intentional secrets.

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    The Human has always been good at getting into trouble. Thanks to said trouble, the skeletons are introduced to an entirely new world, one that is both adorable and disturbing all at once. These new, tiny skeletons are a handful, and the multiverse is not prepared for what the Fells will go through to help out these little monsters.

    Bitties may be simliar to other verisons of Bitties but they are not all exactly the same.

    A continuation of Light Drizzles introducing the Bitty Universe, turning out to be so massive it needed it’s own separate story dedicated to it. It is recommended you read Light Drizzles before reading this, but of course you don’t have to. There are some context stuff and events from the first story that are referenced to here.

    Featuring lots of Bitty artwork in most of the chapters!

    Master Name Key at the Bottom!

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    39/?
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    Ralph enlists in the army. To die? To kill? He’s not quite sure what he’s after, but he can still hear the crackling of the fire and taste the meat of the boar. And as it turns out, so can Jack.

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    29/?
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    In Gondolin, Turgon is depressed... A parody of the Silmarillion with a lot of characters and chapters. New chapter : The Potion of desire.

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    In an effort to boost up morale and Marine recruitment, Garp recommends some 'alluring' methods for the Marines Open Day.

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    Lan Jingyi never expected his life would end up like this- with him working at an illegal underground bar instead of being a famed journalist like his parents wanted.

    Don't get him wrong, he loves his job! It's just not something he can go around bragging about... At least, not until he meets the cute boy working in the café above his workplace.

    In which: Ouyang Zizhen works at a café, Lan Jingyi is a performer at an illegal speakeasy, and the two fall in love through the power of Jingyi's voice and some of Zizhen's amazingly brewed coffee.

    (Warning: Summaries aren't my thing, I promise this is better than it looks)

    *Do not repost, I only post on ao3 so if this is seen on other sites it has been stolen*

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    6/?
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