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    Spamton G. Spamton, the youngest (and tallest) of the Addison brothers, has finally struck it big! With the help of Mike, he's going to do great things! Rich, famous, with two successful businesses under his belt and a cute bird butler to flirt with, he's on top of the world. But when plans go awry and he finds his talent, fame, and height stolen by a dip in Queen's acid pool, will he be able to recover what he had before all the fame and glory? Or is he destined to be nothing more than a discarded puppet until his last day?

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    Swatch edged closer, coming up to the right flank of the machine.

    Suddenly, they noticed the telltale shine of glasses glinting off the distant lights, those pink and yellow glasses that he always wore.

    So he was still here, within the machine itself.

    -

    Survey smiled at him, kind and non-judgmental, "it's alright. Despite everything, we still loved you as our youngest brother. We wanted you to succeed, we just didn't expect it so suddenly."

    He meet the machine's strangely warped eyes as he let go, the latter trying to find any ulterior motive to his motions.

    When finding none, he relaxed but was still ready for anything they could have planned.

    He still couldn't quite trust them.

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    Carol Holliday watched her daughter disappear through an ajar door into the empty school. Her daughter, over the course of the week, had been late home studying, had lied about visiting her father, had stolen money from Carol’s purse, and now, had snuck out of their home and illegally entered government property. The talking to she was going to get would be legendary.
    Many had accused Carol of being too strict a mother. She disagreed. She knew from experience what happened when you allowed a child too long a leash. She was not going to make that mistake again. Noelle had too much promise to be wasting it on hoodlum things like this.
    The brick in the doorway was a Kris classic. Typical. That child had always had a way of tricking Noelle into bad decisions. That’s exactly why her leash needed to be tightened. She was too naive, too easy to control.
    Carol didn’t see the irony in her thoughts.

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    The strings were now cables, and they wrapped themselves around (his brain) his wings in confusing loops. The newfound freedom tastes woefully bitter.

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    Maybe, helping your creepy puppet roommate get a sick new body wasn't the best choice...

    Or maybe, its the best decision you've ever made.

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    Swatch always took pride in being the best in butlery that Queen's staff could provide. The new guest in the Castle that they've had the (dis)pleasure of servicing, Spamton, might be the most unusual guest they've ever served. Still, his mannerisms and idyosincrasies caught Swatch's interest and clung onto them for good measure.

    Like a little parasite.

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    Swatch owns a couch too big for just them but it's a bit strange when someone takes a seat on it

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    A sequel set years ahead of the original Deltarune with many themes about gender, healthy vs unhealthy relationships, healthy expressions of kink and a shocking amount of dick. Dark Fountains sealed and ancient malice dispersed, the heroes won the day. But the cost to them is clear, their sins crawling on their backs and the loss festering in what remains of their SOULs. As they struggle to recover from their wounds, with the strings of destiny lying limp in the past, they must choose for themselves who they are and who they want to be.

    Far from Hometown a lone human girl looking for humanity's lost history resolves to explore a mountain, and winds up thrust into the midst of a story long since over. Will her selflessness help to heal, or will her selfishness only cut deeper?

    It's also immensely self indulgent and personal to me so idk whatever just enjoy it or don't lol

    Oh yeah it also has tons of hot monster [#$@!] with huge [pipis] and a lot of other [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

    This is the 'all chapters in one story' version for people who prefer that. If you want to avoid certain kinks or w/e the series page can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/2552605

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    They’re quite an unlikely couple.

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    listen i just want spamton to comfort me and tell me i'm a big shot. what gives

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    THIS IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!! NO CHILDREN ALLOWED, I AM SERIOUS.
    Going a little heavier for this one, lots of angst and hurt, will add extra tags when they are needed

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    Just a brief and general timeline for human Spamton in connection with the main story.

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    Just where did Pink get those rings?
    And what if the previous owner wanted them back?
    Shouldn’t be too hard to give them back, right?

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    Kris gave up. Years of being trapped and hoisted around with unfeeling, robotic strings, forced to abide by the 'other's wishes. They don't remember how many times they went through each Dark World, exploring every little thing and tangent. It takes a toll on them and Susie sees it. It's a challenge for her to find the words or actions to help them get through it if she can justify doing so in the first place. Things begin to reach a breaking point when a mystery begins to unfurl in Hometown, old secrets unraveling beneath their very feet, but only one question remains: What is more powerful, the strings that bind them in their twisted fate or the piercing blade of heaven's grace?

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    Momos_Peaches and I have been talking non stop about their au and I wrote something based off the ideas we’ve been bouncing back and forth.

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    Honestly, just an excuse to write self-indulgent fluff, original work world building lore, and to improve my writing skills.

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    Civil war in Turendale causes unrest and tension of loyalties. There, Toriel has gone mad with power and uses it to rule absolutely over the poor citizens of Turendale. Elsewhere, Asgore has ruled a small faction, free of tyranny. Which side will win?

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    The sequel to "That's Just [[Business]] Sweetheart"

    After several years, you find yourself a success at a small start-up company. A trash gremlin emerges, guilty of ruining your sense of trust. Do you let it go and move on?

    No, you're much too petty for that.

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    The rise and fall of the [Number1RatedSalesman1997]! From his beginning, to his untimely fall out of fame and success.

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    His thoughts began to race again, filled with questions, wants, dreams. All of them a jumbled mess in his mind, like a hundred whispers from the crowd of a silent stage. Spamton felt like the main act of a show who had forgotten his lines, the audience staring at him and waiting for the performance to start again.

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    Swatch takes Spamton home after four or so years of misunderstandings and the two of them deal with the emotional and psychological fallout of, like, everything that’s happened.

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