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    “Look,” Techno said flatly. “It’s nothing personal. But Dream saved my life when your people tried to execute me, so yeah, if he asks me to help get him out then I’m gonna do it.”

    Tommy sighed heavily, rubbing his eyes with the palm of a hand, then looked up to meet Techno’s gaze. “I know. And I’m not here to stop you… I’m here to help.”

    When Tommy shows up at Techno’s door, five years too old and looking like he’s seen the end of the world, it’s obvious something’s not right. When he tells them they NEED to get Dream out of prison or the world is going to collapse, everything gets turned on its head.

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    The crowd was loud, the roaring drowning out any other sounds around. They were all cheering for a boy with a helmet.

    A boy with a helmet that was basking in it all. His arms stretched out wide, jumping up and down to rile the crowd up more.

    He quickly put his visor up, revealing sharp blue eyes but nothing else. Those eyes were scanning the crowd before him, slightly squinted into a smile.

    He stomped his foot, the crowd stomped theirs. He stomped his other foot, the crowd stomped theirs. He stomped in a rhythm, the crowd stomping in the same. A loud drumming to a beat that was like no others.

    A beat that was his.

    A beat that was for the boy called Cherry Bomb.

    -or-

    Tommy is a motorbike racer known the world as Cherry Bomb. He quickly gained popularity along with skill. All he wanted was something to be his, and he got it. Lets just hope his family won't take it away from him.

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    Wilbur didn't know were he was going, only that he was going somewhere.

    Tommy didn't know what was happening, he was only 10,  he only knew that his older brother was gone. 

    Techno was angry, why would Wilbur abandon him like that. His twin brother, how could he. It was simply to complex for his 14 year old brain to understand, even though he got A's in school.

    Phil was distraught, his oldest son was missing, gone, no trace of were he could have gone. 

     

    that was until 5 years later Wilbur showed up at the house, with bandages on his arms, his face covered in dirt and grime, and the  regret from leaving in the first place.

    But the house is different then he remembered. The house which had once been full of life, now was occupied by 2 mentally fucked up teenagers, and a distraught dad wondering were he went wrong. 

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    Tommy and Y/n Innit have been in the foster care system since the age of eight when their parents died. After going through sixteen foster homes they end up with Phil and his two adopted sons Technoblade and Wilbur. There is a lot of angst and maybe some fluff while the twins stay at their seventeenth foster home and learn to fit in with this chaotic family.
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    P.S- Y/n will be using She/Her pronouns but you are welcome to change the pronouns in your head as you read. And nothing will be written that makes Y/n overly feminine. Also Y/n does have blue eyes and blonde hair as she is the twin of Tommy. So for the sake of the story they will look like twins.
    P.S.S- Sorry if the summary sucks I personally suck at summarizing stuff.

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    Technoblade is forced to come to terms with Tommy's death.

    It's been a long time, and is it really that simple?

    He swears he's done this before.

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    “Hey, Techno, what is—“ the glass falls out of Dream’s hand an shatters when it hits the wooden porch. Techno glares at Dream.

    “What was that?” Dream shrugs.

    They both drop to the ground in agony. Their muscles are constricting— burning. Bones crack and Dream clenches his eyes shut tightly as memories flood his mind— ones he’d rather not relive.

    After the pain subsides, Dream vaguely hears Techno shouting. “Oh blood god, we’re screwed!”

     

     

    Or, Techno and Dream become ten. Join them in their adventure to re-age.

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    "Heh?! The skull mark?" Techno flicked his ears at Phil.

    "Yeah... but I don't think he knows what's that" Phil answered as he frowned a bit. That was new to process in. Not only that kid was Tommy and Tubbo's friend, he was actually the deity of the Blood God, Techno.

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    Ranboo doesn't know what the small skull mark on his trace just below his wrist means. He just assumes it was a hybrid trait he had or a birthmark. Strangely, when he goes to a museum as a field trip with his friends, the mark gives off a faint red glowing color. So would he find out the significance of it?

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    There was just one thing about this so-called Blood God; he was no god.

    or,

    Technoblade meets his new family

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    “...You’re strange.” Philza says, but this time, there is no fear.

    The boy cracks him a hesitant smile. His lips curl around too-long teeth. “You too.”

    _______

    A collection of emerald duo oneshots across stories, universes, and timelines! Featuring such things as vampires in a zombie apocalypse, sickfics, and much, much more! (Taking requests in the comments)

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    This is a rewrite‼️‼️

    Just like the title says, they’re all in university, they’re all students. There won’t be any professor/student relationships

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    Wilbur Soot runs away from home and Phil Watson is mad.

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    wilbur had been gone for five years, eight months and twelve days.
    and then he was back, with nothing but a phone call a few hours before the door opened and he was there.

    though he'd expected some changes, what he'd returned to was not a family by any means. no one dared speak to one another, the house was tainted with silence, stained with sin and rotted with trauma. tommy was silent, with a bandana tightly knotted around his neck seemingly permanently. technoblade was harsh, words snapped and laced with venom and cruelty. phil had never been so lost, so helpless on how to heal the ashen remains of their family.

    [ or : wilbur craft returns from five years of being missing, only to find the family was much more broken than he remembered. ]

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    This is a short writing that I’m doing at 1 am cause life kinda sucks.
    Based of a AU of mine.

    Dream’s mental health takes a turn for the worst. After leaving his Ex boyfriends, George and Sapnap, for what seemed like no reasons. Dream finds himself in a small cabin in the artic with a dumb pig who’s bad at feelings and a old bird who is trying his best. Feeling like a monster is tough, especially when you’re immortal, good thing he’s got some damn good friends to help him through it.

    Tw// Self h*rm
    description of blood and open cuts.

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    "Dream, was it? Welcome to Craft offices. I’m Detective Wilbur Soot, that’s our criminology expert Detective Niki Nihachu and the scary man next to her is asshole extraordinaire Detective Technoblade, no last name because he’s edgy like that and refuses to tell us."

    or; In a normal office in 109C of Mine Street a new worker by the name of Dream Wastaken gets introduced. Not everyone is happy.

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    Dream's running from a neglectful mother and the overbearing shadow of his perfect brother.

    Techno's running from his brother's drug addiction, little brother's anger issues and his father, who is dying of grief.

    Somehow, Fate brings them together on a highway intersection, giving the two a chance to run and heal from their demons.

    Because misery loves company, doesn't it?

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    Six stories intertwine with each other in a land where halflings are not allowed to thrive. Yet, they thrive anyways.

    Or: SBI + beeduo are all half dragon in a world where humans hate them. They all react to this in different ways.
    (Tags will be updated along the way)

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    He is shorter than the other boys, but still taller than Philza himself. His hair is a peculiar shade of pink, long and tied back in a braid that flows down his back like a waterfall. When he turns to face the king and queen, his eyes flicker over Philza’s for a moment. Deep red meets cool blue. The boy’s face is serious, his gaze holding the others with a fierce intensity and for a second the young prince forgets how to breath.

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    One second he was in his room, peacefully playing his guitar on his bed, his music sheets spread out in a disorderly fashion. And the next, he was standing in front of a new house, hand in hand with his little brother.

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    Or: Tommy and Wilbur’s parents go bye bye out the window. Angst ensues.

    Or-or: Techno solves a murder and children are traumatized

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    This is centered around Wilbur and Tommy, so you won’t be getting much mystery, but it’ll be there and may be the focus of a chapter or two.

     

     

    Just the traditional DNI, you know the drill.

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    The world was shit anyways. With Wilbur back from the dead, tensions were high again between almost everyone and none of it would be better once Dream gets out of prison. It's not a definite thing to happen but a feeling in his gut screamed at him to leave before anything else happens. Let them have their stupid conflicts and fucked up wars. He's had enough of it all.

     

    Or Runaway Tommy fic post revival because Wilbur sucks and there's no way Tommy's raising kids in a toxic, war-prone environment. Also, he works as the Gods' personal janitor, cleaning up unholy messes they call monsters.

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    "You're like a brother to me."

     

    Techno pauses, completely freezes-- and turns, eyes wide.

     

    Tommy's standing calmly beside him, blonde curls glistening in the sunlight. His arms propped up against the side wall of the little bridge dividing one half of the castle's gardens and the other. Everything about his stature screams relaxation, and yet, the words he's said bring nothing but downfall to Techno's.

     

    or, bedrock bros but make it a royalty fic! honestly i don’t know lmao. they r brothers, your honour.

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