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    “Amortentia,” the teacher read out loud, “is the most potent love draught in the world. Its smell is powerful enough to turn the heart of any girl or fella, anyone you’ve your sights on. And should they sip even a drop of it, then they will never, ever let you go… at least as long as the potion still works. After that, Merlin help you.”

    Joey’s eyes snapped with great interest to where Sally’s classmate was sitting a few rows behind them. Vanessa was biting back a smile as Tiffany muttered something in her ear - surely something naughty, Sally reflected. She looked down at her hands, disenchanted. Of course, in Joey’s mind, the very meaning of love was embracing Vanessa and her pretty eyes, her lovely hair, her elegant manners. Why should she have expected otherwise?

    The Ravenclaw and Gryffindor sixth years get a particular assignment that might just change the course of Sally and Joey’s lives as they know it at Hogwarts. When love is in the air, what else to do but to pursue it?

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    Pete works at the cineplex. Ted forgot that and ended up taking Bill on a date…to the cineplex.

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    Ted Spankoffski became the wealthiest executive in Hatchetfield overnight, ascending to a position in CCRP that baffles everyone in town.

    Despite being one of the most successful men known, Ted is known as the meanest man alive and treats everyone who crosses his path with indifference, caring only about his success, which often means that he deprives his employees of proper wages, and the chance to spend Christmas, a holiday he hates, with their families.

    Everyone everywhere is baffled by his success, but what they don't know is that it's all attributed to a dark deal from his past with an entity he is certain he imagined.

    But when the dreaded holiday emerges, and the demon he swore wasn't real has come to collect, Ted is visited by the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future to re-evaluate his own soul, and in doing so, possibly save it.

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    A Hatchetfield Christmas Carol AU!!

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    Emma Perkins lived an okay life. A sort of rude life, and a bit of a bummer of a life. But she knows for sure that her place in the afterlife is not The Good Place. With the help of Paul Matthews, she tries to become a better person. But does torture await either way?

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    Ted Spankoffski is a grade-A asshole. The fate of the universe relies on General John McNamara's ability to do something about it. Will he be able to this time? Does he have the strength to do this again? Or will the outcome be something far more horrible than even he could imagine?

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    Jemilla and Zazzalil hook up on a group vacation and decide to keep the news to themselves, and try to develop a relationship in secret. When shenanigans ensue, how will they navigate the secret, and more importantly, how will their friends react when they find out?

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    Death.

    Something that every Hatchetfield citizen had to relive over and over due to an unending time loop they were all but oblivious to.

    Here are the records of just a few of those deaths

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    Emma Perkins, for the past 3 years, has been a regular sufferer of nightmares. They won’t stop now.

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    A compilation of all the Hatchetober prompts from Tumblr from 2021

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    ethan runs into a young girl in the middle of starbucks and from where they picked up last October, their conversation begins again.

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    This is set after the events of Time Bastard. Ted went missing and with the help of his friends and Teds boyfriend coworker Bill, Peter decides to look for him.

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    It's prom night at Sycamore and Paul still doesn't know how to dance. Luckily, he has Ted there to help him.

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    16 citizens find themselves in a strange building, then are told they're in a killing game. Who will survive the game, and who will succumb to the dark themes?
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    CW GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE AND DEATH IN FUTURE CHAPTERS. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO CONTENT LIKE THIS, PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!

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    "You look nice," he says, genuinely. "What's the occasion?" he asks, because there's no way she dressed up for him, for this... habit.

    Charlotte gives him a small, sad smile that turns into a frown. "It's cuddle night."

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    Paul and Emma are brought together in an unconventional way through loss. A story of their lives together through circumstances all more incredible than the last.

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    Another au about their first meeting and their lives together. Starts off very Paul-centric.

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    Set in the Switch-verse (by @quackquackbi), some Christmas Morning fluff with the Tedgens-Foster fam and the switch kids (aka the Webby Cult).

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    ted's musing, from the first perspective.

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    Bill and Ted run into each other in a bar after Bills wife left him.

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    Ted Spankoffski wasn't one to be sentimental. So when he sticks his foot out and Paul causes a clatter all over the floor, that doesn't exactly make him a dick.

    XXX

    Self indulgent fic where Paul gets hurt and Ted kisses his bruise.

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    Being the lone two survivors of the “Hatchetfield Catastrophe”, Henry Hidgens and Theodore Spankoffski are left alone in an unfamiliar house in the suburbs with no one but the other (and that doesn’t really mean a lot).

    So, naturally, they do the only thing they can: adopt each other.

    It’s really what PEIP wants anyway, so who cares if they’re actually happy with the arrangement?

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