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    '' whatever happens, we can't let people like them be considered heroes ''

    '' aren't you a hero yourself? ''

    '' tell me, am I really that bad? ''

    Those words...hurt. He knows that no matter what your title is to society, that doesn't make you better or worse. There is no way they will let ''heroes'' like that roam the world. Not all villains are bad, not all heroes are good and not all vigilantes will stand to the side like the pussies they are and watch the earth fall to pieces.

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    “Again.”
    Steadying the airborne static, the self-proclaimed ‘Big Man’ glowers as his shaking eyes latch onto target in front of him.
    Golden wisps of hair stand on end, and he resists the instinct to squeeze his eyes shut. The goggles forced onto his face should keep the glare from blinding him.
    He grits his teeth for the upcoming recoil, braces himself, and raises his weary arms.
    Then, sharp electric currents flare out from his palms, spiralling to the target.
    Blindingly bright, the crackling bolts rip the gigantic wooden board in front of him to pieces.
    It collapses onto the cobblestone ground of the alleyway. Sizzling smoke rises out of it’s beaten form, and he lets out a shudder—rubbing his arms as he tries to calm down his excited nerves.
    On one of the sizzling shards, the painted target is still intact.
    “Again.”
    or, SBI but the S stands for Supervillain.

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    Karl has seen the end of the world. Seen the strong and the weak alike crumble before an overwhelming threat. Seen people betrayed by friends, seen more death than anyone ever should, and gotten a second chance to make it right.

    With L'Manburg as the center for the war, and a force capable of possessing even the strongest, no one is safe. People from across the continent will have to band together to stop this force before it consumes them.

    The only question left is, is that enough? Can Karl stop the end of the world with broken memories, and people who are bound by fate to meet?

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    Tommy has been taken from his mom and placed with the crafts. They're a really nice family and he knows it and he appreciates everything they've done for him but he can't help but be home sick.

    It's obvious to everyone that he misses his mom. Wilbur decides to do something about it. He may not be able to take him home but he can bring a bit of home to him.

    ~~~~~~~

    “Tommy has been feeling really homesick lately and I wanted to do something to cheer him up.”

    Tubbo let out a confused noise. “What’s that got to do with me?” He questioned.

    “Well,” Wilbur drawled, “I need you and Ranboo to get him out of the house for the day in about a week's time.”

    “Why?” Tubbo interrogated, “What are you planning?”

    Wilbur smirked and sat down in the chair. “Well…”

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    The Antarctic Empire.

    It is a beautiful name, for a less than beautiful place. From the outside, the towns are wondrous; marble fountains gleaming with icicles, strings of lanterns flickering well into the night, the aurora australis blazing across a canvas of stars. Even the poorest home, the lowest districts, are a haven compared to the sun-bleached cities of Dream’s coven; crowded, dirtied streets replaced by colourful street stalls and alleyway shops, full of antiquities and shards of lives long lost.

    Tommy will see it burn.

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    “We’re building a homeless shelter,” Technoblade blurts.

    That’s not-- what?

    “What?” Wilbur echoes his thoughts. That-- he doesn’t understand.

    Technoblade repeats it. “We’re building a homeless shelter. It won’t be ready for a few days, but this time next week I guarantee it’ll be up and running.”

    Wilbur shakes his head. This doesn’t make sense. It must be a trap, a way to gather them all in one building to make it easier to take them all.

    “I promise,” Technoblade insists, “It’ll be done by then. It’ll have blankets, food, good food, a warm space, even rooms eventually.” He takes a step forward, and Wilbur staggers back. He keeps Tommy cradled against his body.

    This can’t be real. It’s a trap. Technoblade is lying.

    -------

    Or, Wilbur has five kids (some of whom are magic), trust issues, fiercely loyal friends and a knife against a kingdom actively trying to conscript him or kill him by any means necessary.

    It's a good thing the Antarctic Empire is looking to expand its borders.

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    The Antarctic Empire rules the world. Until it doesn't. And Wilbur Soot Minecraft is the crown prince. Until he isn't.

    In the aftermath of the fall of the Antarctic Empire, a boy with no past finds himself on a journey with two unlikely acquaintances. Will he unlock the secrets of his forgotten past and finally find his family, or is it all futile?

    (aka, Anastasia except with Sleepy Bois Inc and assorted members of the Dream SMP/SMP Earth)

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    The weather was relentless the next day, completely shutting them inside. Tommy was in a sour mood because of it, and Wilbur was doing his best to cheer him up with light strums from his guitar.

    “It’s not fair!” Tommy shouted, storming away from the window. “This is an awful fucking time for the rain to start, so why now?”

    “Language, Tommy,” Phil said calmly. “None of us are happy about it. I know, it sucks.”

    “Yeah, it fuckin’ does…” he mumbled, seating himself on the ground next to Wilbur. Wilbur played a few notes, looking up to Tommy, silently asking for requests. He rolled his eyes overdramatically, before tapping his chin. “Give me that one, uh… Jubilee Line or whatever? Good song for jamming to when you’re upset.” Wilbur stuck out his tongue in concentration, reaching his short fingers over the strings. He began slowly strumming, filling the room with a light melancholy.

    //

    Or, a self-indulgent comfort fic with immortal Phil, his son Wilbur, his adoptive son Tommy, and a strange student from far away living in a small cabin in the woods.

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    wilbur visits technoblade's place at the wrong time when his body chooses that night to go through his irregular heat. it gets worst/better when techno is just upstairs, about to get to sleep.

    [lowercase intended]

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    That’s the thing with fate. Prophecies are just vague impressions of the future, there’s no way to say for certain what will happen. Especially with you fickle humans. Do you know how many people could have been doing this instead of you, but they never actually listened to the prophecy? Never went looking for me? Or just never picked me up? Let me tell you, it is SO dull to be stuck in one spot for years waiting for someone to pick you up.

     

    (Wilbur finds an enchanted sword and is sent off to discover his destiny. He's not happy about it, and no one will give him a straight answer on what he's supposed to be DOING.)

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    Wilbur is a zombie, a dangerous mutated zombie... who happens to be very sentient.
    Along the way, he attempts to stay unattached with his bad memory but he somehow gets very attached to a group of people. Who are very alive, unlike him.
    They'll inevitably get hurt, and he won't be able to do anything.

     

    (Beware, this story has holes because of the author's writing schedule)

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    One for sorrow,
    Two for joy,
    Three for a girl,
    Four for a boy,
    Five for silver,
    Six for gold,
    Seven for a secret,
    Never to be told!
    Eight for a wish,
    Nine for a kiss,
    Ten for a bird,
    Not to be missed.

    or,

    In which Phil starts to notice he's being followed. His followers are just as cryptic as him.

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    He is shorter than the other boys, but still taller than Philza himself. His hair is a peculiar shade of pink, long and tied back in a braid that flows down his back like a waterfall. When he turns to face the king and queen, his eyes flicker over Philza’s for a moment. Deep red meets cool blue. The boy’s face is serious, his gaze holding the others with a fierce intensity and for a second the young prince forgets how to breath.

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    Death isn't something someone should experience often and it happened way too often in Wilbur's life. He knows the pain of both death and being resurrected and he knows the impact death can have on someone and their family.

    Let's take a look at his recent experiences, shall we?

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    I needed a break from the angst that was Surprise Adoption POG by B0N3D4D1 so i wrote this. the fic-It's good, it's so good but it got so angsty. I still Recommend it big time though

     

    or Alex was done with angst and he created a chatfic that was bassed of of angst...shut up

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    “You ran from foster care?” Technoblade asked, and he notices something drastic. These kids were transparent. Like they weren’t even real, and were in fact rooted from his hallucinations.

    Something dumb in the back of his mind supplied that they could be ghosts, but that was impossible. Because ghosts are most definitely not real, only creatures that exist in stories. Techno’s life wasn’t a story.

    “No, we didn’t.” Wilbur says quietly, as if something took them from foster care to make them end up like this.

    Technoblade was almost afraid to ask what happened, but seeing the translucent forms right in front of him, Tommy’s looking more and more faint the less he wasn’t acknowledged that he’s in the room, Techno did the only thing he did best.

    Live in denial, and run: “I’ve lost it, haven’t I?”

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    As soon as the kid took a step away from Wilbur though, he got his answer in the form of a loud honking.

    Fuck. The goose. In the chaos of everything, Wilbur had forgotten about the pissed off bird hovering around his feet.

    Pausing, the boy looked down at the goose. “Shit, man. Is that for you?”

    “Uh, yeah. It was leading me around when you came running down the street,” Wilbur explained, eyeing the goose with a deep frown. He would’ve thought with such a long distraction as this, the goose would’ve been making more noise, or been trying to bite him again considering how impatient it had been all morning. But now it was just circling around Wilbur, glancing between him and the kid-

    Oh.

    or, everyone knows that when the goose shows up, that means it's the day you're going to find your soulmate. Problem is, the goose is an asshole.

    and unfortunately, it's Wilbur's Goose Day.

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    Ranboo and Techno visit an old friend

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    Technoblade lives his life after the concept of hunter and prey: Going after countless criminal organisations as a not-so-friendly and definitely illegal vigilante is after all a major part his nights.
    But when a group of ragtag rebels asks him for help in their coup d'état against a government that wants to see him dead, a mysterious billionaire places a massive bounty on his head and his annoying little brother starts to disappear in the middle of the night, he suddenly finds himself on the wrong side of a manhunt...

    aka the vigilante!Technoblade fic where Techno just wants to be a good person and somehow ends up making things a whole lot worse.

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    Long ago, the land of Esempi was known as the land of the samurai. The dream-filled Esempi skies, upon which the samurai once gazed, are now filled with the ships of the Amanto, beings that suddenly invaded and rose to power. And now these arrogant aliens walk the streets of the city. The samurai have lost their swords, status, and even their honor…

    The Shogun submitted to the tyranny, but the Samurai didn’t. So the Samurai formed a rebellion and fought against the Amanto and the Shogunate. The Samurai fought bravely, but in the end they surrendered and gave in.

    Tommy, an eccentric young boy who wishes to be a strong Samurai in the future, stumbles upon Wilbur Soot, a man who Tommy believes to be a strong swordsman who could teach him the ways of the Samurai.

    Turns out Wilbur is a giant prick who works at ‘Yorozuya’ - which is an all do shop which will do just about anything for a fee, with his only colleague Technoblade, who is as much of a prick as Wilbur.

    Will Tommy join in hopes of learning to be a true Samurai?

    Probably cuz he is too broke for the few dojo’s that are still standing anyways.

    This was inspired by the anime, Gintama

    Oh uh this is a crack fic

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