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    Geralt and Jaskier have been fucking for years, and in a relationship for less years, in love for a few less than that. And when Jaskier points out they've known each other for twenty years, Geralt wonders why Jaskier hasn't aged that much.

    They learn that sex with a witcher is keeping Jaskier ageless.

    Geralt is worried though, that maybe he isn't quite enough, to keep Jaskier from aging. He hesitantly suggests that Jaskier maybe winter at Kaer Morhen so that all the witchers can love up and worship him, just to insure his agelessness.

    Jaskier figures that he can nobly bear up, and endure the suffering of having really gorgeous and powerful men spending five months dedicated to fucking him to near immortality.

    Just enough plot to make all the sex extra fun.

    On indefinite hiatus but being it was mostly porn, the lack of a proper ending doesn't really hurt this.

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    01 Jan 2022

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    Jaskier doesn’t actually know how much time has passed since the black-cloaked Nilfgaardians grab him after a performance in a shitty tavern in the backcountry of northern Kaedwen. He’d assumed--foolishly, apparently--that he was far enough north that any Nilfgaardian soldiers would be few and far between, likely just scouts or even deserters. It would have been hard to actually get any further north--the little backwater town where he’d been singing was just a day from the mountains. Anymore travel, and he’d find himself skirting the Trail up to Kaer Morhen, the Warlord’s Keep, and, well. He’s brazen, but not that brazen.

    (or: a wandering bard bites off more than he can chew with the political ballads, accidentally makes friends with a princess in exile, and finds the Warlord of the North in his debt.)

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    31 Dec 2021

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    Ciri's kindergarten letter comes in the mail on a Tuesday. Geralt opens it, skims it, and frowns at the class his daughter has been assigned.

    Dandelions.
     

    Or: A modern AU with Dad!Geralt and Teacher!Jaskier.

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    27 Dec 2021

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     Today was, without a single doubt, the most peculiar day of Jaskier’s life.
     “I’m sorry,” he said to Yennefer, blinking up at her, very glad that he was seated on the side of the thin bed. “I think you just said that I’m pregnant.”
     The sorceress’s violet eyes harbored not an iota of humor. She crossed her arms under her ample bosom, and said, “You are pregnant.”
     “Pregnant with a magnificent bounty of well-crafted songs?”
     Her eyes narrowed. Under any other circumstances, he would have felt a mighty frisson of fear skittering down his spine. He was far too horrified of the words that rolled off her plump, red-painted lips next.
    “You are pregnant with a baby.”
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    In which Jaskier discovers that he's mysteriously pregnant but wants the baby, Geralt finally learns to use his words after twenty years, Yennefer is so done with two idiots in love and their communication problems, and Ciri gains a new family.

    (The main story is complete at 10 chapters, but will be updated with codas about Geralt and Jaskier and their life following the events of the main story. Also features my art!)

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    27 Dec 2021

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    From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!

    Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.

    ...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.

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    25 Dec 2021