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    My greatest hits from my old tumblr days – now back for popular demand.

    – the one in which Eskel and Lambert are convinced that Jaskier is imaginary
    – the one in which Jaskier gets a little sloshed and knights Geralt
    – a live documentary of Vesemir stealing Geralt's bard and dignity in five seconds
    – a continuation to #3, in which Vesemir shows his wolf papa side
    – the bit in which Ciri, Jaskier and Geralt pretend to be a family to get discounts at inns
    – the one in which witchers snacc on coin

    – update(!): now with that one post in which Jaskier's mom adopts Geralt

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    24 Jan 2022

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    When Jaskier's boyfriend, Valdo, drags him to the White Wolf bar to perform, he knows he can't mess this up for him, but it doesn't matter how well he plays, Valdo will always find him wanting and remind Jaskier of how he needs to be better. When Geralt, leader of the Witchers, a group of bikers who help get people out of dangerous relationships finds Valdo "reminding" Jaskier he needs to try harder Jaskier gets the escape he never thought would come.
    But moving on isn't as simple as leaving a bad situation

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    23 Jan 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    They’ve just moved to a new house in the suburbs, Geralt has to take her school shopping because Jaskier’s on tour, the other kids AND the school counselor think Ciri’s a liar when she says one of her dads is a famous singer and the other is a Witcher, and she’s not sure if her costume for the school’s Saovine family fun fair is OK. You know, just normal life.

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    23 Jan 2022

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    22 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    Another knock interrupted his scrutiny of his–apparently faulty–security system. He huffed out a breath and mentally consigned himself to a cold breakfast. Biting into his toast, Jaskier reached under the table to retrieve the glock he kept there for exactly this possibility.

    He checked the chamber as he walked over to his door and glanced through the peephole. Nothing. Guess he’d have to do this the hard way.

    Thumbing off the safety, Jaskier yanked the door open and felt a thrill of surprise burn through him at what awaited him.

    Geralt of Rivia lay bleeding on his front porch.

    “Well, well,” Jaskier purred, leaning against the door jam. “Who do I have to thank for this gift?”
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    Or, What if Jaskier was a super villain and Geralt was his nemesis?

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    22 Jan 2022