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Remus Sirius James Peter Lily Dorcas Marlene Emmeline Mary

 

James: ATTENTION EVERYONE

 

as of last night everyone in this group chat is happily coupled up (except for pete and remus but i expect you two to play along)

 

tomorrow we will be having a 5 way date

 

all pda is allowed and encouraged (especially from pete and remus i just think it would be hilarious)

 

Mary: sounds fun me and emm are in

 

Lily: idk i have to check with my boyfriend first

 

hey boyfriend do you think we could do this thing tomorrow night

 

James: hmmm girlfriend yes i think that could be arranged

 

Marlene: well i hated that

 

me and cas are in but we refuse to be sappy

 

Dorcas: awe but marls you’re so cute when you’re sappy

 

Marlene: ok maybe we’ll be a little sappy

 

Remus: me and pete are down right honeybun

 

Peter: anything you say lovemuffin

 

Remus: eugh lovemuffin really?

 

Peter: idk i panicked

 

Sirius: sounds fun lemme check with kingsley

 

nvm he’s reading over my shoulder he’s in

 

also can we invite reggie he and benjy made it official last week and i need to make sure he’s good enough for my little brother

 

James: awww yes that’s so good for reg fenwick’s a catch

 

Lily: oh regulus has a boyfriend?

 

Sirius: yeah it’s new they met at my birthday party

 

Lily: you mean the birthday party where james cried on my shoulder cause regulus refused to make out with him?

 

James: oh god must we bring that up

 

Lily: oh yes i think regulus and benjy would love to hear about it

 

Marlene: i take back the sappy thing tonight’s gonna be hilarious

 

 

The Black Plague

 

Siri: we’re having a big couples night tomorrow bring benjy i have to decide if he’s good enough to marry into the family

 

Reggie: hello to you too big brother

 

Siri: don’t take that tone with me young man

 

Reggie: jfc alright we’ll be there

 

Siri: YAY!! i’ve missed you

 

Reggie: ewww emotions

 

Siri: reggie 🥺

 

Reggie: eugh fine i’ve missed you too

 

see you tomorrow

 

 

Moontail

 

Moony: just checking to make sure we’re on the same page

 

we’re going all out with this fake couple thing right

 

Wormtail: oh obviously

 

we’re coordinating outfits

 

Moony: this is why i love you pete

 

Wormtail: my goal is that by the end of the night we’ve convinced benjy we’ve been deeply in love since freshman year

 

Moony: you diabolical bastard there’s no one else i’d rather have as my fake boyfriend

 

 

Remus Sirius James Peter Lily Dorcas Marlene Emmeline Mary

 

Mary: me emm marls and cas are on our way

 

Lily: me too see you soon boyfriend

 

James: i’ll be waiting girlfriend

 

Sirius: ok it’s officially too much you two need to calm down

 

Remus: are you ready sugarplum

 

Peter: sure am lovebug

 

 

Benjy and Kingsley

 

Benjy: could you please ask your boyfriend to stop staring daggers at me?

 

Kingsley: lol sorry he’s just really protective of reg

 

how are you doing i know this friend group can be a lot for newcomers

 

Benjy: i’m good i’m a little surprised at lupin though

 

Kingsley: what why?

 

Benjy: he and care just broke up and he’s already all over pettigrew have some damn respect

 

Kingsley: oh yeah i know their still in the honeymoon phase

 

 

hottest couple at hogwarts

 

💖 boyfriend 💖 : screenshot

 

tell remus and pete it worked