Hikari : Futaba, are you free on Saturday? Like around 7 PM?
Futaba : Yep.
Hikari : How about you
Kaoruko : That is no concern of yours
Futaba : Kaoruko, be nice
Kaoruko : Yes I am. Why?
Hikari : Because I'm not. You two go out without me and enjoy the date
Kaoruko : I do NOT need your help in this!
Yuyuko : Alternatively, I could be like Tamao-senpai. All chill and mature.
Yuyuko : But I chose not to.
Rui : Why?
Yuyuko : not with you occupying my fucking seat
Aruru : What's friend with benefit?
Tsukasa : Um, a very special type of friend?
Aruru : Oh, so like me and Misora?
Tsukasa : *chokes*
Meifan : There are seven chairs and ten Fumi-sans. What do you do?
Akira : Bring in three more chairs.
Shiori : Why are there ten onee-chans?
Yachiyo : kill them all
Michiru : Except for Shiori, stay after dinner.
Tonopii : Hey if I ask you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?
TsumuTsumu : I promise.
Tonopii : So there's this guy at work-
TsumuTsumu : You can do better.
Nana : Where there is a smoke, there is a fire.
Nana : And were there is fire, there is probably Maya-chan
Nana : and me, burning your house.
Fumi, who just arrived home : Hello, people who do not live here.
Yuyuko : heyyy
Rui : hello
Ichie : Yo!
Fumi : I gave you the key for emergencies.
Ichie : We were out of ramen.
Lalafin : I'm off to practice
Shizuha : Forgetting something?
Lalafin : Ah yes! *kisses Shizuha gently on the cheek*
Shizuha : [blushing] I meant your wallet but thank you
Tsukasa, watching : Disgusting.
Michiru : On how many legs do mice walk?
Akira : Four?
Michiru : Good. Which mouse walks on two?
Akira : What? How am I supposed to know?
Michiru : Mickey Mouse. Now which duck walks on two legs?
Akira : Donald Duck!
Michiru : WRONG! All ducks walk on two legs, you uncultured Frau Platin.
Ayasa : hey can you ask Teru if she likes me
Hinahina : you guys are married
Ayasa : yeah but can you-
Mahiru : That was quite a successful shopping trip!
Junna : *freaking out* We accidently left Karen and Kagura-san at the store!
Mahiru : As I said. Successful.
Tamao : Rui-chan can you do me a favour?
Rui : I would die for you but okay continue.
Tsukasa : You want some leftovers?
Misora : What's that?
Tsukasa : You've never had leftovers?
Misora : No, because I'm not a quitter.
Shiori : Are you sure this is how you ask someone out?
Yachiyo : yep
Shiori : Yukishiro-senpai, will you be the top to my bottom?
Akira : *chokes*
Kudoharu : We're so in sync that we finish each other's-
Aiai : sentences.
Kudoharu : Don't interrupt me.
Claudine : There is one thing worse than dying!
[tears off paper revealing Maya dying]
Claudine : boom
Karen : [gasping] Tendou-san
Claudine : NO
Fumi : There is one thing better than ponzu!
[tears off paper revealing more ponzu]
Fumi : boom
Ichie : [gasping] More
Fumi : get the fuck out of my house
Misora : What is the one thing I told you not to do
Aruru : burn the dorm down
Misora : And what did you do?
Aruru : Made you dinner
Aruru : and burnt the dorm down
Meifan : Well fuck me if I'm wrong but-
Yachiyo : You're wrong.
Meifan : wha-
Yachiyo : YOU'RE WRONG
Akira : [calling Meifan on phone] I just had a nightmare
Meifan : [in sleepy voice] But Akira-san, it's 3 in the morning
Akira : in that dream Michiru was taller than me
Meifan : Do you need me to go there?
Claudine : I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter 'a'
Hikari : You thought you just did something didn't you? Well to burst your bubble, numerous sentences could be constructed without using the first letter of the English lexicon.
Claudine : whot the fuck
Tamao : Guys I'm taking my crush out
Rui : [forcing a smile] Congratulations!
Ichie : Wow congrats! When?
Tamao : Depends. [smiling to Rui] When are you free?
Rui : holy shi-
Waitor : What drink would you like to order, Miss?
Lalafin : I yearn for the tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed within my grasp.
Shizuha : I'll have a milkshake.
Lalafin : Ooh, milkshake. I'll get that one too.
Yachiyo : *gently taps table*
Meifan: *taps back*
Shiori : What are they doing?
Michiru : Morse code.
Yachiyo : *aggressively taps table*
Meifan : *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Interviewer : Hi! Welcome to our show. And you are?
Karen : hungry
Hikari : Who am I?
Mahiru : exhausted
Nana : a banana
Kaoruko : beautiful
Futaba : short
Maya : a queen
Claudine : la star!
Junna : the only normal person in this group, nice to meet you
Yuyuko : With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Aruru : I did a lot of dumb stuff
Misora : I am the victim of the dumb stuff
Shizuha : I recorded the dumb stuff
Lalafin : I joined Aruru in the dumb stuff
Tsukasa, screaming : AND I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Michiru, teaching Meifan to get her license : Okay! You're driving and a lady and her dog are walking on the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Meifan : THE LADY!
Michiru : THE BRAKES .
Shiori, in a Chariot mood : I WOULD HAVE KILLED FOR YOU!
Michiru : THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM!
Michiru : Yachiyo, what is this?
Yachiyo : Oh, it's my to-do list.
Michiru : Really? I'm glad you are starting to be-
Michiru : This just says 'Fumi-senpai'
Michiru : Michiru is not doing too well.
Michiru : Michiru has this headache that comes and goes.
Akira : *walks in*
Michiru : There it is again
Michiru : Don't get me wrong, I love the Edels.
Michiru : It's just hard to control them someti- YACHIYO PUT SHIORI DOWN THIS INSTANT!
Tamao : Here you are, Hanayagi-san. Nice hot cup of coffee
Kaoruko : Oh it's cold
Tamao : nice cup of coffee
Kaoruko : It's horrible!
Tamao : cup of coffee
Kaoruko : It's not even coffee
Tamao : cup
Rui : Are you sure we can leave them like that?
Futaba : Yep, don't worry.
Fumi and Shiori : [fighting]
Claudine : can I get a waffle?
Fumi and Shiori : [fighting intensifies]
Claudine : can I please get a waffle?
Junna: Looks like we're onto Plan B.
Lalafin: Technically, this would be Plan L.
Yuyuko: How many plans do we have? Is there even a Plan Y?
Meifan: Well, Rui-san dies in Plan Y.
Yuyuko: I like that. Let's go with Plan Y.
~ The Procyons are lost ~
Misora: [calling on phone] It's alright, calm down. Can you tell me what you can see right now?
Mahiru: There is a bank, a bakery and a sign which says Starira... (hopeful case)
Ichie: I can see the blue sky, pretty flowers and a giant tree! (hopeless case)
Aruru: I see a bright future ahead with you on my side... (????)
Yachiyo : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Shizuha : Maybe tipsy?
Maya : Drunk.
Michiru : Wasted.
Nana : Dead.
Tsukasa : PEOPLE, WE'RE UNDERAGE.
Karen : Hikari-chan, What time is it?
Hikari : I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Hikari : *plays saxophone loudly and extremely out of tune*
Akira : *slams Hikaren's door* WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Hikari : It's 2 AM
Yakumo : Right I've got good news
Suzu : Are we having a new event of our own?
Koharu : New Seiran cards added?
Hisame : She said good news, not a miracle.
Mahonee : I was arrested for being too cool.
Mimorin : The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Tamao : Hanayagi-san!!
Kaoruko : What?
Tamao : Look I made this friendship bracelet for you
Kaoruko : You know, I'm not a jewellery person
Tamao : Um, you don't have to wear it-
Kaoruko : No I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.
Rui : Are you sure we can leave them like that?
Futaba : Yep. Don't worry.
Fumi : Right, Shiori. Tell us what whipped is in two words.
Shiori : Saijou Claudine.
Claudine, quickly looking away from Maya : I literally breathed.
Meifan, Lalafin, Yuyuko: *screaming*
Junna: *runs into the room* What's wrong Tanaka-san?!
Lalafin: Wait, why are you asking Yuyuko that when Meifan and I are also here?
Junna: Because Tanaka-san wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Ichie: Mahiru-chan, we're hungry!
Misora: Mahiru-senpai! What's for dinner?
Aruru: We're hungry, Mahiru-chan!
Mahiru, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Shizuha: Guys, I think we’re kind of missing something.
Tsukasa: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Nana: And Michiru-chan is not here.
Tsukasa: Oh, and that, yeah.
Karen: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Hikari: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Karen: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Akira, on a walkie talkie: This is Yukishiro, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Suzu : I told Koharu her ears flush when she lies.
Hisame : Why?
Suzu : Look.
Suzu : Koharu! Do you love us?
Koharu, covering her ears : No.
Futaba: What’s it like being tall?
Ichie: Is it nice?
Michiru: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Shizuha, thinking of someone: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Nossan : Who is your best friend?
Kudoharu : Aiba-san.
Nossan : *sad face*
Kudoharu : You didn't ask which friend you love the most
Nossan : okay so which friend do you lo-
Kudoharu : Aiba-san.
Claudine : You look nice. I want to kiss you
Maya : What?
Claudine : I SAID IF YOU DIED I WON'T MISS YOU
Tamao : I think Rui-chan is in love with me
Yuyuko : Congratulations. You're the last person to know.
~ All Frontier members are adults ~
Tsukasa : Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Misora : You were flirting with Shizuha-senpai.
Tsukasa : So what? She's my girlfriend.
Misora : You asked her if she was single.
Misora : And then you cried when she said she wasn't.
Computer: Please enter a password.
Meifan: *types in 'Shiori'*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Meifan: How fucking DARE YOU-
Hisame: I think I need a hug...
Suzu: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Hisame: You... you can let go now.
Suzu: No, I absolutely cannot.
Elle : Both of you, please shake hands
Kaoruko and Andrew : [shake hands]
*a second later*
Kaoruko : [immediately cleans and sanitises her hands]
Andrew : [removes the plastic covering on his hands and burns them]
Someone : [flirts with Shiori]
Fumi : [stares silently]
Tamao : ... You're relatively quiet today, Fumi.
Fumi : No one plans a murder out loud, Tamao.
Shizuha: Aruru-chan, what do you have?
Aruru: A KNIFE!
Shizuha: Okay, have fu-
Shiori: Yesterday, I overheard Meifan-senpai saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Yachiyo-senpai replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Suzu : You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Hisame : Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Suzu : I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING KOHARU WITH ME
Koharu, picking up the Monopoly board : I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Hikari: Kaoruko, are you good at maths?
Kaoruko: Hm? What's the question?
Hikari: When you cut a cake into 3 pieces, a piece becomes 1/3 of a cake, right?
Hikari: But 1/3 = 0.33333.... isn't it?
Hikari: What happens to the left-over 0.0000....1?
Kaoruko: That's simple, Kagura-han. It's on the knife you used to cut the cake.
Fumi: I jokingly told Tamao and the others that I'll be leaving Rinmeikan on the 30th of February. They were crying until they realised that the 30th of February does not exist.
Misora: A kid in front of us wanted to buy herself a snack but was 50 yen short, which made her cry. Aruru, who was watching it, grabbed a 50 yen coin from her pocket. She then handed it to the kid acting as if she just picked it up, saying, "This fell off from you."
GoldenHamster: come on Yachiyo just admit it already
Fashionista: 什么 (what)
GoldenHamster: you're always like this aren't you? I didn't allow you to learn chinese so you can get away from your responsibilities as a finance manager
Fashionista: 我什么都不知道 (I know nothing)
GoldenHamster: translate what she's saying will you?
GachagaSuki: huh? why should I?
GoldenHamster: 1000 yen if you do it
GachagaSuki: come on @Fashionista say something
Junna: Right, I've got two bananas and you've got four. If I ask you to give me one, how many bananas do you have now?
Junna: I told you to give not take!!
Tamao: Ichie, say that you have four bottles of ponzu and you give one of them to Fumi. How many bottles of ponzu do you have left?
Tamao: Oh, are you actually giving it to her?
Ichie: Nope, I'm drinking it in front of Fumi. My stomach might suffer, but I'll manage.
Lalafin: Misora, you have seven bags of furikake. If I ask you to pass me three bags how many do you have left?
Lalafin: Six? Not four?
Misora: Because I just finished one bag.
Lalafin: Stop, STOP
Shiori: Yukishiro-senpai, if you had five boxes of tea and I ask you for one-
Akira: Since you like them a lot, you can take every one of them.
Suzu: Koharuuu, say that you have nine chocolates and you give me three of them. How many will you have?
Suzu: But you hate chocolate!